Something made it to the returned Crystal Empire before Shining and Cadence, that something not being at all pleased with its current situation.
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Its not Demarcia its Draaaaaaven...
mmmm dog peels anyone?
i'm in stitches :D, good job so far
All my yes.
My God! Macey and Stabslana are neat woman. Continue my good sir.
small misspell.
LOVE YOU NIGEL !
Ohh Nigel's last line was too epic! He is probably as far from censorship in these situations as humanly possible.
heh.
err quiet?
XD Celestial was sure in for a show. Show no mercy Nigel!
This is fantastic work! Looking forward to more.
Holy shit, this is awesome.
Given Nigel's "hands on" attitude, do you think he'd have a friendly relationship with Luna? As seen in the show and comics, she's very "hands on", too (she fought an owlbear hoof-to-paw on one of her nightly patrols).
Luna finding herself attracted to a clueless Nigel = catfight between Reflection and Luna. Fun times!
Children, we have learned a vital life lesson today: DO NOT EVER EVER IN YOUR LIFE FUCK WITH A MAN NAMED NIGEL M. CHALMERS UNLESS YOU HAVE A DEATHWISH!
I sucking PITY that diamond dog. Blunt potato peelers....*shuder*.... God that's gonna haunt me. I'll never look at potatoes the same way ever again.
*fucking.... I meant to say fucking
Silly Nigel, potato peelers are useless, he should be feeding the diamond dog casu marzu when it refuses to answer questions.
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That right there almost made me lose faith in humanity, almost.
3779676 Good thing we don't live anywhere near the country that makes that cheese, right?
Oh man lol that was bad and I mean that in the funny kinda way.
Someone sure is removed from reality, eh,
King Louis XVIPrincess Celestia?Given what the crystal ponies went through under Sombra, their almost (though, not quite) human view of violence is understandable. Even more so since their ruler actively encourages them to see their new way of thinking as a good thing.
Clearly your idea of bloodshed and the human idea of bloodshed are very different.
The emperor protects.
Perfect
"These Diamond Dogs are invading and looting my city, so I'm going to slaughter and torture them and enjoy doing it! What's this? Some pony princess attacked a changeling that invaded and looted her city and left her to starve to death in some forsaken cave? THROW THE BOOK AT HER!"
Christ, what a colossal hypocrite. Fuck this guy.
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pretty sure there's a difference between an attempted invasion and a pissed off pink princess horse, mate
if he had killed cadence, relations with equestria would be completely fucked.
if he hadn't killed the diamond dogs, the city would be completely fucked.
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first the princess din't hurt the changeling
second the damn dog tried to eat my people/ponies then kidnap them and steal from them/me
4536993 actually he didn't care for the changelings at first he say so himself mentally
and the fact that the changelings didn't fight when arrested did help a lot in their favor
also Reflection wasn't leading the invasion on canterlot or was trying to eat crystal ponies
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hahahaha i love this story!!
ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR NIGEL!!!!!!
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Indeed, the Emperor protects!
3778299 ...Don't we all.
Is it a bad thing that this scene is familiar? I think one of my chick friends has threatned to peel my dick with a carrot peeler before. That was a fucked up day.
Nigel, master of diplomacy
Will there be cupcakes?
5691753 No but I'm sure there will be something to go with his cheese after this.
4536993 also that wasnt the changeling who imprisoned here, coupled with the fact that at the time of the invssion on Canterlot Muddle along with the other changelings were being forced under the rule of chrysalis. Changelings seem to act like bees which means that they are ususally very loyal to their queen. then there is the fact that Muddle was a citizen of HIS empire and muddle wws in the area of HIS empire.
Well this is odd, Celestia and Nigel having a neutral relationship. Too bad he never had fun with Blueblood
I for one am quite dissapointed in the lack of "smashing" refrences
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I hate that.
horrific in which way?
cupcakes anyone ? 3 $ apop dimond flavord>>6467421
This chapter hit me right in the peels
7204266 nice pun!
Wow, Nigel gave that Diamond Dog a dashing good muzzle!
It was truly an a-mace-ing job!
Why, he's practically crushing his competitors!
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XD
7530903 Will the puns ever cease? I certainly hope not!
4536993 To be fair, not only was his opinion on changelings set as "useful assets for potential recon missions", he hasn't heard of what they did to Cadence. Hell, he didn't even know what happened to the ponies, until she screamed t at- oh, wait, she only did that after they left. He doesn't know they invaded by using her wedding as a distraction and resource farm, he doesn't know what they did to her, so he certainly hasn't knowing commited any hypocrisy. In his perspective, "salty royalty just assaulted one of subjects? Royalty of the place I was planning on having some type of working relationship with (bear in mind, that Cadence is an abusive spouse, judging by a few scenes in this fic and it's sequel), but I still want some form of relationship with? Can't execute her; let's see what this book has in terms of ideas... Oh, a violent invading force? I was trained for this shit!!!"
tl;dr
Cady is an abusive, salty princess of an important country, while D-Dogs are violent invaders. He's only trained in handling one of these, and you might be able to guess which... You're declaration of hypocrisy is invalid. GG, no re.
It's pretty ironic that the mare who basically ordered the genocide of the changelings is talking about 'peace'.
And then. They all DIED
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It's pretty ironic that Celly needs to rely on the aid of a psichotic, sadistic murderer in order to avoid resorting to genocide.