Retired Writer? Hmm...we will see...
After living in Ponyville for several years, Lyra decides she wants to be a human. But it's not as easy as it sounds as she will learn in her many failures. Not to mention the many random events that keep happening, including weird hallucinations and crazy Pinkie Pie moments. All of this will be recorded in Lyra's journal as she writes down her "amazing and totally sane" quest for a way to become human.
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I'm loving this already.
I don't why it fits her to be nearly psychotic but it does. I'm looking forward to more
Yay! A 2nd chapter. This chapter is too short. It needs more Lyra.
Lyra...if only you knew that Pinkie Pie has a vast knowledge of humans.
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Thanks for the advice. I will try to make them longer. And of course, more Lyra.
You're right, Pinkie knows a lot more than Lyra knows. She also has one of the darkest sides in all of MLP fan fiction. (I mean Cupcakes)
Of course, I would never use Cupcakes as a reference. And if I did, I would never hint out that I would.
Or would I?
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Chapters that are less than one thousand words are too short in my opinion but that's just me.
I don't know how you can add more Lyra into a story about Lyra. I guess the mirror pond could do the trick but that won't help turn her into a human...or could it. Nopony knows how old the mirror pond is. It could contain ancient human DNA.
(Maybe an idea for a latter chapter)
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Don't worry, she would never turn you to a cupcake for that. She would probably turn Derpy to a cupcake to rid herself of the competition.
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Pinkie might think she is a god with her 4th wall breaking and world bending powers but I would break apart universes to get my revenge. Time and space would collapse across the whole multiverse. Nothing would stop me from saving the muffin princess.
If Pinkie Pie hurt sweet muffin-loving Derpy...I would have to destroy Pinkie Pie.
I would do the same for Lyra and Fluttershy.
Time to go read about the cutie mark crusaders sleepover at octavia's
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I guess I better not kill off Derpy.
I'm not saying I would write that. All I said was that Pinkie would probably do that on her own. But yeah, past experience has told me: When you kill off a character in a Fan fic, you are waging a war you cannot win. (I wonder then, why isn't their a war over Cupcakes? I've actually noticed people joking about it.)
The banana! It has 50% of our DNA! Lyrra can use it!
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Nope! They are 50% me! Celestia, stop.
/ \
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Should've seen it coming.
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Wat? It's true isn't it?
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wellll...
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Eat me! Eat me!
/
(sorry, i'm starting to act weird now.)
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eh...I dunno...
(I got tears from laughing)
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You can write whatever you want. It's your story.
I'm writing a story and all the mane 6 die. (all at the same time)
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"And everypony died. The End!"
Anyways, good luck on that story! I know I will want read it when it is published.
Wait...did you say Rainbow Dash dies?..........
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The mane 6 die in the middle of the story. It's far from the end.
Of course RD dies. Sad but true. It hurts me to kill the coolest Pegasus in the world.
Bon Bon...your story sucked! Lyra's story was better.
I saw a Star Wars reference in there.
It was kind of vague but it was there. I guess the line could be connected to a lot of other stuff too but it made me think of Star Wars. (I'm a Star Wars fan)
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Where did you see a Star Wars reference at?
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It's very vague and could be connected to just about anything. I just chose to associate it with Star Wars because I'm a Star wars nerd.
I'm really pushing my luck by saying it's a Star Wars reference.
It's right next to the Sparta reference.
I could probably connect any sentence to Star Wars if I tried.
You did stray from the original idea I had for this chapter but I don't mind. It had a nice holiday charm to it.
Derpy is coming to bring you gifts on Christmas. Don't forget to leave out some muffins and milk for her.
This is insane.
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Thanks for the complement.
3498159 Celestia can shove 100% of a banana in herself, but no-one wants to hear how.
Awesome story! You get a thumbs up from me!
Well the story ended sooner than I thought it would.
It was a nice story. I'm happy to have read it.