The Hoomin Race

This is a story of a Human who wakes up in Equestria and the Ponies have a hard time saying human.

This stoty is not to be taken seriously.

Chapters (2)

The Hoomin Race · 25th Oct 2013 · 1,094 words
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Epilogue (Slightly NSFW) · 28th Oct 2013 · 246 words
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Romaji

Romaji #1 · Oct 25th, 2013 · 4 · · The Hoomin Race ·

Dat ending.

Yemynameidubbz

Yemynameidubbz #2 · Oct 25th, 2013 · · · The Hoomin Race ·

wow he really takes the whole sperm thing easely :D though it it's not supposed to be taken seriously so yes :;_;:

Gold Heartbell

Gold Heartbell #3 · Oct 25th, 2013 · · · The Hoomin Race ·

lol

Violet Runner

Violet Runner #4 · Oct 25th, 2013 · · · The Hoomin Race ·

3398938>>3398966 you should have seen the ending I was going to put instead.

Paddle Steamer

Paddle Steamer #5 · Oct 25th, 2013 · 7 · · The Hoomin Race ·

I came out a few minutes later and handed the cup to Celestia who took it in her magic.

Mustn't make jokes about premature ejaculation... mustn't do it... mustn't... do... it...

It only took him a few minutes and that was by himself without porn? Jeez that guy has like no stamina.

Lag Incarnate

Lag Incarnate #6 · Oct 26th, 2013 · · · The Hoomin Race ·

Well, Lyra seems awfully enthusiastic about helping a human... repopulate. Yes... repopulate. But not in that way, that doesn't work. Ponies know how to clone or something somehow. Hopefully they figure out genetic diversity or else this plan will fall flat fast. Also they might be in jeopardy of introducing another sentient species into the world, especially considering how much we've changed our planet for our own needs. Start them off with a fairly safe jungle/clearing area and they should be fine. You know Fluttershy's cottage and surrounding area? Something like that, an open space for hunting and a shaded space for sleeping. Though being a hunting species the safety of the native inhabitants might be called into question.

There's just so much that can go wrong here, and with only about three ponies that apparently know so little about humans that they can't even pronounce the name correctly, the future of neo-humanity is kinda bleak.

D-Bence35