Deadpool meets Equestria

by Novablast15

9. AND we are back!

[There was talk.. Talk that the new chapter of Deadpool meets Equestria was lost and forgotten.. Never to be ended. The writer known as Novablast15 was thought Dead.. or kidnaped or killed by his editor with a chainsaw.
But it was none of these things.. Nova was on a journey, of self-discovery and love.
He grew as a man and a person..

But really all what happened was he lost internet for like 4 months

Anyways.

he is back!.

WITH MORE DEADPOOL!!!!

Hello everyone. It has been a longgggg time but it is time.. TO GET THIS DONE!
HERE WE GO!.]

Previously On Deadpool Meets Equestria.

"My dear boy, the only way to beat me is gone” The last word held in the air, echoing Discord’s smugness and joy “But, for the fun of the game. I shall tell you." Discord smiled as he started, ignoring the ultimate rule in one learns from Austin Power’s...don’t tell your enemy the plan because they will beat you, but for the sake of the story, here’s what Discord said:

"One needs your help dearly
She might be late for the party
The gem of her heart is near
Only a dragon's love will make her appear
20 % is not here or there
In the sky will it become clear
Eeep goes this one
use the power of the sun
The trees hold a key
For this it needs to be
Once the others are found
ONLY THEN CAN YOU TURN THIS ALLLLL AROUND"

As Wade's mind went on about how to solve all the things Discord said he came to the tree house.
"HEY
Tiny ponies!!
Imma need your tiny cute help!!"

Sweetie popped her head out.

"SURE THING MISTER!!"

Wade turned to the writer.

"The game is getting started!"

And now..
For the next chapter in this story.

AND we are back!

"My little Deadpool, MY little Deadpool.. OHH OHHH OHHHHHH"
" I used to wonder what tacos could beeeee.
Until I shot a Mexican in the seaa"

Sweetie walked beside her friends, in front of them Wade was skipping and singing.

"Uh... Should we stop him?" Sweetie whispered to the girls, Applebloom looked on with slight horror and wonder, While Scootaloo was starting to look up to this odd thing, He saved them too many times.

"Naw, I don't see why not" Scootaloo said still looking at this Deadpool.

"BIG MURDER
TONS OF MURDER
A BEAUTIFUL MURDER
FATEFUL AND MURDER
SHARING MURDER

It's a easy feat and guns make it all complete!!!

MY LITTLE DEADPOOL~~~
Wade brought his arms out and yelled the last part.. He stood there like he was waiting for something..

The three ponies stopped and stared at him just standing,

"clap" Wade said with a low voice, Sounding like he was trying to hide that he said it.

"Huh?" Applebloom turned her head.

"Clap for me" He said again, Now a bit louder.

"Whats a... clap?" Sweetie said with a wondering smile.

(THEY ARE PONYS WADE.. THEY HAVE HOOFS)

"Oh......" Wade stood there for what seemed like an hour as he said.

"Stomp, then"

The Cutie Mark Crusaders looked at each-other and started to stomp their hoofs on the ground.

Wade bowed and turned " Thank you,, thank you.. You are TOOO kind!"

The ponies looked at him and sort of laughed,

"So what are we doing mister?" Sweetie bell asked the man.

Wade looked down and moved to them, he got on one knee and petted her mane.

"We.... We are going to Rustle Discords Jimmies, We are going to Rustle them good." He brought her into a hug and smiled.

The other two just looked on, "What the heck is he talking about?" Scootaloo leaned over to Applebloom and wondered.

"Who ever knows" Discord said behind them.

"YOU!!!!! " Deadpool sprang up and leaped at him,, For.. some reason..

Discord stopped him in mid air and smiled.

"NOW now now.. is that any way to treat a good friend Wade?" Discord flew above them, laughing to himself.

"OKAY.. One,.. I am not your friend bro! AND two..HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME AND THREE... Your shoelace is untied."

Wade smiled behind the mask as he turned to the scared ponies and said..

"Basically..run"

Discord looked down as Wade said his shoelace was untied then felt like a fool.

"Oh... Oh you" He looked up and saw the Crusaders trotting away and then glared at Wade. Discord was going to speak when Wade cut him off.

"HA.. GOT YA, Now.. look up Bro."

Wade smiled even more as Discord looked up and saw little balls with a picture Deadpool's mask on them, falling down on to him.

Discord looked at the balls oddly as they fell. "Is this some sort of jok-" BOOM.

The Deadpool bombs blew as Deadpool turned to the reader.

"I'm back baby!"

(YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

{He didn't put on any sunglasses!!}

(... Thanks for ruining the epic moment. ... ass)

Wade teleported away,before Discord could do anything, to where the Cutie Mark Crusaders were running.

"MISS ME??" Wade yelled as he ran with them.

MEANWHILE

Discord floated there.. With a sort of frown. His face black with smoke.

"Well.. I guess you got me that time my insane friend." Discord said with a bit of anger, a small note flouted in front of Discord

He grabbed it and read.

I'M not your friend anddd Gotca bro!

Discord crushed the note and ported away.

BACK AT THE LEGION OF DO.. I MEAN DEADPOOL PLACE

"And thats the plan!!!" Wade said to the three ponies..

"..Wait.....what? All you said was "meanwhile at the legion of do, I mean deadpool place".. then you paused and said "and thats the plan!"." Sweetie asked Deadpool who was clearly insane.. well we did know that but still..... he is insane people.

"... It was a Jumpcut.. I guess you can't do Jumpcuts in writing.... DAMN, CURSE YOU RAY!!" Wade yelled at the sky again.. He did that alot.

"NO really.. what is the plan!" Applebloom butted in.

"Oh.. plan.. Yes..

We have to find spike and then do something and get ponies back so we can kill Discord and things"

(Most.... amazing... plan.... EVER!)

The ponies just stood there.... staring at him with a dumbfounded look on their faces .

Wade just went.. "What? Want me to go over the plan again?"

Right then it went dark.. and laughter was heard.

MAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

But It wasn't Discord.

"OH NOW WHO DO I ALSO NEED TO KILL?" Wade yelled.

The voice boomed over the town..

"THE NIGHT.. SHALL FALL..!!!"

"If Moon knight is here too I am just done.. GG man."

"n-n-no.. I'ts..... Nightmare..... Moon" The ponies said

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH HAHA

AHHAHAHAHAH

"... What now?" Wade asked..

(END OF THIS CHAPTER)

Comments

[PinkamenaDianePie98]

Welcome back and I would love to see the things you'll make up with *SPOILER ALERT* Nightmare moon and Deadpool ^_^

[grabyjinx]

lolwut

[MrSpartan]

OHMYGAWDITSUPDATEDMYLIFEISCOMELEATNOWICANDIEINPEACEYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[Novablast15]

wellll.. thats right.. nova is back

[Megabutler]

wait, why would nightmare moon want the night to fall? or does that mean turn day to night?

[The Well Dressed Ninja]

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle them
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate

[Weeeman]

THIS I LIKE!

[Awesomedude17]

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[The Gargoyle]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, I missed this brand of bare ass naked, batshit insanity.
Welcome back my friends

[Novablast15]

Deadpool has something to say for you all.,.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yY59GMOXMg

[Morgie93]

1461440 Novablast! Why don't you email me so I can make sure everything is spelled correctly?

[LittleBoyBlue]

This chapter I like it..
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[idontevengohereanymoreso]

1857309 Well said, my friend. ANOTHER!

[Wolf The Heister]

I think this story is dead

[GuardianofRoin]

*pokes the fic* Yup, dead as a door nail. Why dont any of the good Deadpool fics get finished? For that matter, why is it that most of the great fanfics never get finished on this site?

[Malkallan]

5030421 OH LORD! I NEED FIND A ROCK LIKE THAT ONE!

[megamanzero]

*looks at title*
"INSTA FAV!"
*click*

[I_am_catkid]

MOAR IN THE NAME OF ANIMALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Americanwastelander]

*Looks at screen* .................. this story isAWESOME!!!!!!!!!
*looks at writer*
You have written this story LIKE A BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please write more a story like this one must be completed.

[unknowncape7377]

I will getMOAR

[fimfictionfan]

anyone know any other deadpool stories i could read? I'm pretty sure that after 5 years this story is dead and buried

[fimfictionfan]

5045263
actually there are a few completed deadpool fics, my favourite is "The Merc with the Moth" by tatsurou. check it out if you want.

[GuardianofRoin]

8556563
Saw that one after finding this one was dead.

[fimfictionfan]

8556608
cool, also nice work with the pic. It looked like you're image was doing what your other comment talked about

[GuardianofRoin]

8558006
Thats actually coincidental. Was supposed to be me fighting someone who caught the blade with their hooves. Still, funny how that turned out

[Napalm monster]

“AND we’re back”

No you are not.