...Saltwater is very different in comparison to Freshwater. Saltwater is a lot more buoyant, making it harder to 'regain balance', so to speak, for someone who's always been in freshwater. Salt water is also clearer, supports more life (You should check out the coral reefs), and if you're going in with mouth uncovered then you're going to be tasting a whole lot of salt.
“Told ya. There’s nothing wrong, ya scaredy cat! The water isn’t even that cold OH MY GODS SOMETHING’S GOT MY HOOF AAAAAGH-!”
Seeing the heroic royal guard and prince flailing for his life - bucking, kicking his hooves in a frenzy and screaming - doesn’t exactly help with your oceanic phobia.
“AAAAAGH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF-!”
And in that horrible instance, the slimy mass of what appears to be tentacles finally lets go of Shining Armor’s leg… and flies through the cold air before latching onto your face with a SPLAP!
The impact knocks you clean off your hooves, until the next thing you know you're on the ground writhing in panic. You’d scream about the sloppy monster enveloping your face, but you can’t get the taste of seaweed out of… wait a minute.
There is a kind of Jellyfish with brain, but when they have found a nice place to live they start to digest it. Funny is that with time it regenerates and the process repeats. Discovery Channel <3
Also, I know it’s probably not necessary to point this out after four years, but as this is 2nd person fiction we, the readers, are supposed to be the pony that’s romantically involved with Twilight. Which is to say, ‘you’ turned down sex 3811872 and it is ‘your’ fear of the ocean 3812606
“Maybe you’ll feel different in the morning,” Shining encourages. “And look on the bright side; the fact that jellyfish have survived for like 650 million years despite not having a brain is great news for idiots!”
I don't read Clopfics, but I have to say, that picture is lovely.
You turned down sex?! You fool!
Unlucky that the bridge is out then.
3811843 The fact your are commenting on a clopfic contradicts that statement.
3811897 I have Mature tags show because some good stories are actually mature, an it's weird seeing stories missing when checking out authors.
Eeyup
...Saltwater is very different in comparison to Freshwater. Saltwater is a lot more buoyant, making it harder to 'regain balance', so to speak, for someone who's always been in freshwater. Salt water is also clearer, supports more life (You should check out the coral reefs), and if you're going in with mouth uncovered then you're going to be tasting a whole lot of salt.
Like, seriously. Too much salt. It's a bitch.
LOL
Ha! You never cease to amuse me!
Hope we get to hear why he's afraid of the sea.
let me guess you saw the image of the jellyfish on 9gag too?
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Actually, I haven't. What's it about?
3812035 of course I see this kind of comment after doing science today
There is a kind of Jellyfish with brain, but when they have found a nice place to live they start to digest it. Funny is that with time it regenerates and the process repeats. Discovery Channel <3
Drunken Shining Armor was fun.
There's plenty of drunken mane 6 and drunken Celly and Luna fics, but we need more Drunk Shining and Cadance.
Genius.
Pure. Actual. Fucking. Genius.
3812035 wait...
If ponies get drunk off salt then would the ocean be basically filled with vodka? That'd be the day.
3840207 I don't think it's as much getting drunk off salt as it is getting high off it.
...Shit, that's even worse!
Suck it ocean!
true bromance is only found in the late hours after a considerable consumption of alcohol
Ah, drunken shenanigans. How I enjoy thee. By trying not to laugh and wind up letting out some sort of strangled hissing noise.
Hah this is funny!
Also, I know it’s probably not necessary to point this out after four years, but as this is 2nd person fiction we, the readers, are supposed to be the pony that’s romantically involved with Twilight. Which is to say, ‘you’ turned down sex 3811872 and it is ‘your’ fear of the ocean 3812606
Welp, I'm screwed then.