dude, i'd be video taping this shit! this is Grade A black mailing material! people like me go their whole lives waiting for something like that to come along! of course, twilight's to much of a goody goody to ever consider that. what a shame....

Oooooh. The next chapter shall be quite intriguing. I look forward to it considerably

I don't say this to many people, but I love you, dude.

4334328 dude, I'm pretty sure Pinkie Pie has got it covered she's hinding in some pile of books or under the bed or something, the ability to break the 4th wall has it's previlage's.

Without even reading, I know this fics gonna be dirty because I've seen that picture before. If you see it, well...

You and your goddamn cliffhangers!

Is Celestia going to be unconscious for this the entire time? That's gotta suck, all that and you can't even remember afterwards.

"Rarity seized her shirt and yanked it open. Her ample bosom bounced free of any confinement."

I imagine this going on kind of like with Superman revealing his costume under his suit, complete with theme song. Only, you know, more breasts.

Sorry to be the immature one here but I couldn't resist:
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4376062 They have knowledge of cannons and armored fighting vehicles. They might not have personal firearms of the same quality as 21st or even 20th century humans, they probably know what bullets are

"Now then, Twilight," Rarity said, hanging her coat on the rack. Then she turned to face Twilight. "What is the pro... why are you naked?!" She looked down. "Why do you have a penis?!" She looked back up and saw Celestia over Twilight's shoulder. "Why is Princess Celestia naked?!" Her eyes widened. "WHY DOES SHE HAVE A PENIS?!"

Literally my favorite paragraph on this site by far.

MORE YES MORE

OK, so if a live action porno parody of MLP is ever made, there are two conditions under which it must meet in order to not suck:

1.) It must be a crossover parody with National Treasure
2.) Rarity, in the part played by Nicolas Cage, must say, "Someone is going to have to fuck Princess Celestia!"

Do they not have cold water in Ponyville?

"I wouldn't call it a fetish," Twilight mumbled. "It's not like she wanted me to put them in a vice or--"

*looks around
Well I think someone stole my family jewels because they seem to be missing.

*Serious dramatic voice*

"Yes," Rarity said. "Someone is going to have to fuck Princess Celestia."

Sounds like the climax of a movie.