Celestia visits Ponyville to see how her star student's magical studies are going. Unfortunately, Twilight only has one spell ready for analysis, and it's not something she wants to show to the Princess.
If I was Rarity at this point, I'd run. I'd run back downstairs put on y clothes as quickly as possible and run out the door. : "bye darling, good luck with the Princess!"
Twilight and Rarity released Princess Celestia, and she flopped down on Twilight's bed, her erect cock pointing at the ceiling like an erotic ring toss.
.....hang on.
Back. I went and checked: penises do not work that way. Science says so.
4565410 Well, you see, her testicles are so large that gravity causes them to exert pressure on her dick that makes it oh who am I kidding it's magic damn it.
Celestia: "Twilight why are we both naked and covered in cum?" Twilight: "Uh...Um, me love you long time?" ... ... Celestia:"Twilight that doesn't make any sense." Twilight: "Neither has anything else that's happened this past week."
5212402 Fuck. Sorry. Yeah, it's a combo of "no free time" + "I'm too much of a lazy ass to update when I do have free time". I'll try to get something posted here eventually.
Humpa humpa
Woo Dayum, futa is always hawt!!!
Oh dear, how does one explain to another THIS?
Neat chapter, still butthurt over the fact that Twilight is the only person to get a dick and not actually use it on any pussy, dood.
Beggers can't be choosers, I guess, dood.
Boner pls
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You bring up a good point, maybe she'll be able to use it on Rarity.
Oh this is going to be good. *grabs bucket of popcorn*
Oh, man. I hadn't even thought of that! I get the feeling that the next chapter is going to be pretty damned funny.
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If I was Rarity at this point, I'd run. I'd run back downstairs put on y clothes as quickly as possible and run out the door.
: "bye darling, good luck with the Princess!"
.....hang on.
Back. I went and checked: penises do not work that way. Science says so.
4565410 magic
4565410 Well, you see, her testicles are so large that gravity causes them to exert pressure on her dick that makes it oh who am I kidding it's magic damn it.
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You guys got some 'splainin to do.
4562475 "A wizard did it!" and hope she doesn't realise Twi is the only 'real' wizard around.
This pleases me.
Nine months later.....
4623409 A Twilestia marriage.
Celestia: "Twilight why are we both naked and covered in cum?"
Twilight: "Uh...Um, me love you long time?"
...
...
Celestia:"Twilight that doesn't make any sense."
Twilight: "Neither has anything else that's happened this past week."
I came for the story.
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: well, Princess, you see, what happened was.....
: oh, Twilight, i really don't care
: REALLY
: yep but what is Rarity doing here
update anytime soon?
5212402 Fuck. Sorry. Yeah, it's a combo of "no free time" + "I'm too much of a lazy ass to update when I do have free time". I'll try to get something posted here eventually.
Testicles do not store cum. They only contribute 2–5% of semen volume. Also, did they not consider using Celestia's vagina to make her orgasm?