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Pinkie Pie has decided to mount an effort on making the legendary "Chimmicherrychanga" a reality, but when word spreads around town, suddenly everypony is interested in Pinkie's cherry-filled venture for one reason or another. Some see her new creation as a blessing, others wish to destroy it. Sacre bleu, mon cherry.
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Yes. Jokes gold. Execution perfect. Done exactly right. You, my friend, have a talent for writing.
What are the greatest friuts alive!?
ORANGES!!
wait what?
Rainbow dash: wait pinkie i was supposed to be ur first!
lol rainbowdash
Some of the humor wasn't my normal cup of tea, but I thoroughly enjoyed this story!
Oh this is so absurd
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Well, that was delightfully insane!
Umm... I'll assume that was supposed to be 'her head.'
I still maintain that Rarity's grudge against Rainbow, while an amusing end scene to that episode, was entirely misplaced. After all, that horse cart chase through the desert couldn't have taken them more than a mile or two out of Dodge Junction. It's entirely plausible that instead of traveling by handcart on a railroad track that trains are probably running on, Rarity and Pinkie Pie could have simply walked back into town, taken the next train out, and gotten back to Ponyville that same afternoon... which in hindsight is probably exactly what their four friends did.
Even then, Rainbow Dash isn't entirely responsible for leaving Rarity stranded. Remember that there were two pegasi pulling that horse cart, and four friends who forgot to rendezvous with Rarity and Pinkie on the way back to Ponyville. Not to mention Pinkie Pie, who tackled Rarity out of the cart in the first place, Applejack, who started the chase through the desert, and Twilight, who... you know what? Screw her; she's a unicorn supremacist anyway.
Applejack, if you want to spend the next few weeks of your life in a kitchen/laboratory inventing the chimi-apple-changa, be my guest. As for me, fuck this shit. I'm out.
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A Breaking Bad reference deliberately twisted, well done.
This was all extremely silly. In the best possible way, of course.
Also:
There's no reason this should be as funny as it is. I'm giggling like an idiot over a joke about puctuation here.
Nice job. The unreliable narrator was fun and I'm amazed how you managed to connect cherries and gay marriage and somehow make it work.
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Indeed it was. Not sure how the hell I missed that. Thanks for pointing it out.
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Rarity just doesn't like Rainbow Dash, and has been searching for an excuse to hate her for years. Too bad she wasn't around to see the jousting tournament in The Crystal Empire.
This was absolutely preposterous, and I found it consummately amusing. It was like reading Blueshift without it being Blueshift. All these ridiculous threads that build on each other (and Applejack crashes in with at tank of all things)! Liked and Favored.
Alright, I'm in.
You have my attention.
Please keep writing, I'll keep reading.
Much enjoyment was had! As always, I'm looking forward to more from you!
Please keep writing, I'll keep reading!
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right
Friend you have a natural talent for these stories compliments , I loved so much the joke final
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Thank you very much!