While exploring Canterlot Castle, Pinkie and Rainbow Dash uncover a room filled with stone tablets connected to dials. Above each dial is the name of an alicorn. These couldn't possibly control an alicorn's power, could they?
After accidentally learning that each Princess has their very own secret rooms to retreat inside whenever they wish, Twilight Sparkle makes it her mission to uncover just what could be inside Princess Celestia's.
Discord's latest prank on Celestia brings the Princess to see that the grass is definitely greener on her side. And her back. And her belly. Celestia is not amused. Luna is.
Very funny. I enjoy'd this A lot, the Buritto Strong arms scene, just about made me throw my Amaretto Sour out the window thinking the contents were warping "my" sense of reality, This was PinkieXdiscord, secret love child that isn't really secret., crazy nice job.
"She's defiantly had something other than alcohol." commented Celestia.
That should say "definitely". Tripped me up a bit. I think there are a few other errors I forgot about, but this is otherwise hilarious and well-written.
Almost died when Luna started frenching the burrito!
Nice work m8 I love the character of the buritto. That shit was emotional
Now this is the funniest stuff I've read in the morning.
This must a sign I should read it. I was eating burritos while watching mlp when I came on fimfiction and saw this.
Very funny. I enjoy'd this A lot, the Buritto Strong arms scene, just about made me throw my Amaretto Sour out the window thinking the contents were warping "my" sense of reality, This was PinkieXdiscord, secret love child that isn't really secret., crazy nice job.
Found the reference. (1:34)
(Great story!)
wait wait WAIT.......the high dragon kings roar sounds like an insanly loud FART..........I think I see why he wants to burn the world
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Good job, have a moustache .
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"Do dragon roars sound like farts or do alicorn farts sound like dragon roars?"
- A Great Zen Master-
....rofl. I don't even... XD
Uh, More please? I swear 9 times out of 10 drunk pony stories are awesome.
That should say "definitely". Tripped me up a bit. I think there are a few other errors I forgot about, but this is otherwise hilarious and well-written.
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Fixed , thanks for pointing that out.
I think I laughed harder than I should have when I read this.
Hehe.
Bro this be halarious.
The Notebook.
Ppppppfffffffffft.
Insane, funny, vulgar language, burrito romance, sibling rivalry, beer, regurgitated beer, ponies, and feels. Everything I like in a story.
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Same here.
I laughed quite hard at this!
This was warm bean-filled awesomeness wrapped in delicious tortilla. And hurray for Luna, who art best princess!
"I just farted."
Worth it.
I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
My friend wouldn't leave me alone until I read this...
And oh dear god.
Oh dear Lunar gods of the freaking planets, and all the way to the sun and back to burritos.
I'm dead on the floor right now.
Even though moons can't be suns.
more!
Serve it crispy or soft, eat it seldom or oft'
That's burrito!
Any filling you please, in tortilla with cheese,
That's burrito!
(Dagnabbit! Now I want one!>
Extra quotation marks at the end there.
Burrito is best
ponyfood.