And then a Raptor barged into Sugarcube Corner, screaming "PIE! I WANT PIE!"

Everypony had a heart attack. The end.

3028732
And WHY wouldn't he go to sweet apple acres for the best apple pies in equestria?

3028732 I was actually going to put he goes into Sugarcube Corner and scare the crap out of everyone.

3028763 That would actually make sense.

3028824
Velociraptor eating pies makes no sense at all though due to its carnivorous diet.

With Dart being a raptor now, it's only a matter of time before he craves meat, and I pray he's in the Everfree forest when he does.

3028840 Meat pies do exist, but I doubt you'd be able to easily get them outside of areas inhabited by anything more than a minority of griffons.

3028763
Because strawberry pie > apple pie

3029004
Bitch you don't even know bout mah apple pies.

3028840 How do you know? Maybe they ate pies.

3028852 I said he still has a human mind. When wants to eat, he can eat. Plus, it's true about the pony meat thing, never tried it.

3028963 That's true, but he can eat sweets. Remember, human mind. Plus, I never said he couldn't only eat meat.

3029004 If you ask me, Apple Pies are better, but Strawberry pies have that sweet aftertaste to them.

3029012 Mhhmmmm...All this talk about pie is making the real me hungry.

3029138
At first I wasn't gonna say this... then I read the tags sooo....
What if velociraptors ate... creampies?

3029176 That put a disturbing metal image in my head...

3029146 I know, but... MEAT PIES.

Meat in a pie is delicious. Chicken pot pie, beef pot pie, shepherd's pie, so on and so forth. I'll stop now.

3029189
The little pony in my head told me to put the tags together with our current topic

If anyone could make art for this story, please comment or PM me, because I'm running out of pictures.

3029195 My hunger is too much. I shall go eat some pizza, be back in a second.

Dude, sorry to hear about that bullying spell in middle school.
Anyway, a raptor eating pies. Hmmmm... thought process

Also, sorry about the state of my last comment, desicions was supposed to be deinonycous and a bunch of other errors I don't mention out of shame

Keep up the good work!

I like this story so far. I look forward to more on the way.

If Dart goes to Rarity's place, I think he would look smashing in an white fedora with a red feather
buckwholesale.com/images/hat/wholesale-straw-fedora-gangster-hats-feather-0001cl-WH.jpg

3029342 No problem man.

3030538 Thanks.

3031113 Indeed I shall look smashing and fancy. Well, for a Velociraptor.

Twilight could always do a spell on him to make him vegetarian. Right? I mean we are in the land of magic and random logic so why not?

3033588 It doesn't work exactly like that, or dragons would be nice, and Gilda wouldn't be a jerk. There are laws to magic, like Physics, and if you break those laws, it takes away something.

3032919 That'd be strange.

Guys, quit arguing over the frigin pies!!! Sometimes one pie is better, sometimes the other. It differs pie to pie.

I want mo RAPTAAAAAAAA

3037151
btw I AM THE ONLY GOD

3037151 I agree with this man. Any objections? No? Good. Moving on.

3043764 No you're not. If you were, I'd know. Paleontologist, remember? And, I'm Christian.

3043761 I shall give you more me, but, I want to pleh mah Crysis 3. Just got it yesterday.

Heh, when I saw this update I thought of the F/A-22A Raptor. Still, I'll give this a look.

3056713 Lol.

Just beat Crysis 3...I want more ass kickin' fun though. Anyway, I'm going to update soon, so no one get their panties in a twist.

3034949 Well, she did make those parasprites able to it anything...

You should totally add a Pachycephalosaurus or maybe a Stigymoloch just to screw with people

Or maybe even a Kronosaurus or some Plesiosaurs for some water allies

3114410 how many people looked half of these up?

Bucking finally a fanfic where the Protagonist doesn't piss his breeches when faced with the Stare. Love it, can't wait to finish the other chapters.

Don't worry Dart. She was trying to use the STARE on you. It worked on a adult dragon, looks like it doesn't work on you.

That is because dragons in MLP eat gems. Things on Earth are used to brutally killing prey. So, a stare from a prey animal close to the bottom of the "large" land animal food chain would do nothing more than make a terrestrial predator's stomach rumble.

Not many things can make Angel scared.

Because he is used to being around either predators that you are feeding (and thus won't upset you so-as to preserve an easy food supply in lean times), and being around harmless ponies and a total pushover for an owner. Now he met a predator (still considering him human only, due to not having a Raptor's instincts controlling him) that simply doesn't care enough to not kill him for simple amusement.

because in my country, eating ponies is illegal.

If it is America, then it isn't a federal law. Maybe a state somewhere, but I'm pretty sure most states would allow it.

3114410 Ooh, Kronosaurus.

Just like Jedi mind tricks.the stare has no effect on intelligent beings.

Also, WHERE DID RAINBOW GET THE POPCORN!!!

4716827 From me! *pops into existence next to you with a tub of buttered popcorn* Want one?

3028732 BRILLIANT!

Does this guy have ADD or something, he seems very hyperactive. A very amusing reason the stare doesn't work on him. Nothing is more terrifying than the gaze of your upset mother.

6192720
Dart is the reincarnation of me. (I have loads of problems).

"No, but I got bullied by seven other kids in middle school, does that count?" I said, looking at her, raising my scaled brow. ((BTW, what I just put down about the bullies was true.))

Hey at least he wasn’t given a testicular torsion by said bullies.