She brushed furiously and brought her head even lower, almost scraping the ground.
Did you mean she "blushed"?
Ya know, he must be getting something out of her for this!
Well, she does make the cutest little noises, or so I hear...
"Blueblood is...your brother?" Rarity responded, in very sincere surprise. She shuffled her hooves a little before asking, with a very strait face, "Are you sure he's not adopted, dear?"
/facepalm That was among the wrongest things she could possible have said. Close, Rarity, but no cigar.
Oh lord, if his aunts found out about this...
They might make it official. In that case, Game Over, man. Game Over. Try not to have your wedding include a major political/military crisis, alright? The populace is still skittish from your sister's...
"Ach! Blueblood! I 'ave been looking for zhou all over Canterlot!" she spouted. "I 'ave 'eard such rumors about you!"
The 'h' is actually pronounced, sounding like "haf". You can leave the "you" pretty much intact.
Photo Finish looked puzzled. "Well zhen, set zhe record straight for me, Blueblood. Why was Princess Twilight zhighted in your chambers?"
That's actually a pretty good showing!
He would love nothing more than to smack this insolent mare and show her proper behavior towards royals,
In which case you spend the next few weeks in a hospital. Or a casket...
Blueblood considered her back before mumbling, "It's not fat. I'm muscular." He followed her anyway, his guard in close pursuit.
You keep telling yourself that, big guy. Not everypony can share a Royal Diet (i.e. cakes) and not show it...
"Yes, zhow it to me!" she cheered. "Zhow me your lust, your heavenly pleasure! Show me zhe power of the Prince's Magics!"
3044483 Strange as it sounds, perhaps not that many. Remember who he's family with- a lot of powerful, winged females with stressful jobs. Of course, on the one hand, he just turned Rainbow Dash into a quivering mess. On the other, he's such a blowhard that I can't help but think a lot of his swagger (as in, being a blowhard) is simply trying too hard, and he's doing it to keep his fragile ego intact.
Yep, its preening. The fact that he applied his technique on 2 pegasi, Dash and Twilight, just reinforces this.
Yay! Another Fic to read and weirdly like. BB is Cadences lil bro?!?! SOMEPONY GET SHINING ARMOUR A NEW WIFE!
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Disgusting! That Prince Bluebutt, why I oughta...! fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/093/9/7/rage_mode_by_faithbringer-d4uw86i.gif
Kill him?
Yes.
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I hear Chrysalis is available for that position.
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Haha! Double entendre.
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Double-ended entandre is more like it.
Oh, this comment just went to some scary places.
3031676 Yeah! Go for Chrys Shining!
3032067Probably because of me saying I like blueblood and the idea of him with twilight. That and I made some grammar errors.
Did you mean she "blushed"?
Well, she does make the cutest little noises, or so I hear...
/facepalm
That was among the wrongest things she could possible have said.
Close, Rarity, but no cigar.
They might make it official. In that case, Game Over, man. Game Over.
Try not to have your wedding include a major political/military crisis, alright? The populace is still skittish from your sister's...
The 'h' is actually pronounced, sounding like "haf". You can leave the "you" pretty much intact.
That's actually a pretty good showing!
In which case you spend the next few weeks in a hospital. Or a casket...
You keep telling yourself that, big guy. Not everypony can share a Royal Diet (i.e. cakes) and not show it...
That can't possibly go well...
Nailed it.
Ok that last part was a little to detailed for me and don't even want to know how many mares Blueblood did to get that good.
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Strange as it sounds, perhaps not that many. Remember who he's family with- a lot of powerful, winged females with stressful jobs.
Of course, on the one hand, he just turned Rainbow Dash into a quivering mess. On the other, he's such a blowhard that I can't help but think a lot of his swagger (as in, being a blowhard) is simply trying too hard, and he's doing it to keep his fragile ego intact.
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Trust me, that pride is what got him into this mess.