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Jazzaman
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lulz
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Another upvote and favorite from me.
You are a gentleman and a scholar, good sir!
2884655 Well we are if we got our tools serously we conqured the animal kingdom from predators like lions tigers snakes. It's a pretty big achivment if a race which lack claws ,superior muscle power, speed ,etc defate predators thet had million of years to perfect there body for hunting and killing and sudenly a mostly hairles upright walking ape race send many of them to extinction and become the top predator of the world.
for everything people can do and build we are quite fragile aren't we?
Well d'aww, caring Rainbow is caring.
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great chapter!
although i hate you a little for reminding me of that horrible song (the chapter name)
Nice ending.
They almost always are Rainbow, they almost always are.
Movie got too much hype, huh Dash?
2887011 Yeah. Our higher capacity for brainpower makes up for our squishiness. I like to think our race as a whole proves that brain beats brawn......with some notable exceptions of course.
As for the clothes debate, just give these two answers and anypony will instantly understand the need for humans to always wear them: being mostly hairless, we are far more exposed to the elements. And being bipedal, if we didn't always wear clothes, our genitalia would be on display at all times unlike you lucky ponies who have built in modesty being quadrapeds.
If you enjoy writing this as much as I am enjoying reading this then you must be having a blast.
Yep, the polygamy is what ruined xenophilla for me too... It just clashes with RD's personality to me and cheapens the bond in my opinion.
Plus, the show pretty much has shown every single couple so far following monogamy.
2910318 exactly I loved the relationship building between dash and lero and how it was dynamic and realistic. then within two chapters twilight immediately reaches the same level and lero loves her just as much and I just don't think dash would stand for that.
Man! You update fast... NOT THAT IT'S A BAD THING!
But seriously, nice chapter.
Heartwarming chapter this one. Yup.
no sex yet? GIMME SEX NAO!!!!!
Wonderfully heartwarming. And the position on monogamy perfectly fits Rainbow Dash's personality in my opinion.
me gusta
2915683 Unsurprising considering who its coming from but good to hear,
While the homo sapien is among he slowest of species on our beloved and abused Earth, it makes uP for it in superior critical thinking (his trait has long died out in the majority of this race), and endurance, being to top any distance put up by the animal kingdom by much more.
I kind of like the that humans are more susceptible to injuries and would wish to use it if the author is okay with that
I'd say this was a very good attempt at romantic clop, or is that romance with clop in it? Well. either way, the point was made. Also, soundproofing the bedroom might be something to look into later.
I liked this chapter. Also for your second qwestion: Porn is a misterious place man.
that awkward moment when you're watching a movie with your parents, and a sex scene comes on
i'm guessing it feels about the same...
Those metaphors were fucking hilarious. I'm gonna have to use them some time.
Wellp, whatever people don't discuss openly, gets yer brain goin'. That's how it works.
Also, dat picture you added:
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'Nuff said.
This could use an editing pass, as there were some slight errors and phrasing issues. Altogether, really good for a first attempt!
yeah a sequel to their very good moments with RAINBOW
And I JIZZED IN MY
PANTS!
That little part reminded me of that human x dash comic thing from a little while back lol.
Ok, I honestly didn't expect that happening.
Well, that's certainly evil of you to leave us hanging like that.
My brain is full of wat at that ending.
i bet it's some kind of test or something
Oh o I think this is going to be a A grade sh*t storm.
This is going to be good, but damn that cliffhanger.
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It's a test alright, and if Masquerade got her "romantic aloofness" from mum, he's in for a sh*tstorm. Not surprising really that Firefly would act so harsh then all but facerape that huge beast in the parlor. Let's hope Andrew can keep it in his pants (and pass this "test") or RD is going to geld a b*tch (not her mom) with a rusty spoon.
I believe I found two images that sum up my thoughts:
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And:
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Dayum Firefly, ya milf, you!
:U oh god... Dash's mom is gonna rape him. lol jk. Nice sudden turn of events though. Also nice throwing V8 supercars in there, don't see em much but being the racing fan i am i got a slight kick out of it.
Can't wait to see what happens.
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fine chapter, but you might want to stick it directly after Part 1. Otherwise it's a bit inconvenient.
3085573 oops
Don't wake the rest of the family now, you two!
Good chapter my fine sir.
Sexy time on your old teenage bed, nice.
even i 'D'awed'
Now I feel bad for Twilight. She'll never find her special somepony as a Princess. She'll just get railroaded into marrying some prince or other royalty for political reasons. Sure, there might be some affection but it just won't be the same.
I was listening to (Everything I Do) I Do It for You while reading this!!!!!! LONG LIVE ROCK AND ROLL