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Poor scoot's
cant adopt scoots
I could have sworn that there was a chapter where all six of the EoH had written letters to Tia to say that Andrew would make a good father and that he had permission to adopt, but now I can't find it...
... Stupid government! You make him look bad! Anyways, I like this chapter.
3153363 The author deleted them/it! A master of preparation he is indeed...
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Should have seen that coming. He's a sneaky little bd, ain't he?
3153419 Indeed... Sabotage with anthro foals?
3153419 Yeah, that dude is a HUGE ass!
3153454>>3153419 He's here! QUICK! SMOKEBOMB! *Smokebombs and runs*
Much much better, still a little peeved about the not adopting scootaloo part though but I can live with it :)
... *drums fingers* ... If he succeeds, are the Equestrians going to try and take it away from them? ...Because if so? ...well... I'm just wondering how much bullshit he's willing to put up with, ya know?
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If I were in his position, I'd like to see them try.
There's a reason humans have such a strong tendency towards violence in their history.
Nobody takes our stuff and gets away with it. Obviously, that applies to family.
3154285 Well, they've already gone and proven they don't mind not giving him the same consideration they would ponies, so... I just wonder, ya know?
They... can't adopt?
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Purge the government!!
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Ain't a single one of these with Applejack...
I want a ragequit table too...
And Twilight playing cellular matchmaker with two rather different species? What kind of child will that produce? Human? Pony? Or something in between with some degree of anthropomorphism? And this is assuming it'll work at all.
Any offspring they do have will carry a stigma the likes no would wish on their enemy too. I mean, that big scary alien is breeding with ponies. "And now their mutant offspring is among us!" If the tinfoil hat ponies didn't have enough ammunition before, they'll have plenty then for all sorts of whacky conspiracy ideas. Just imagine a woman on Earth getting knocked up by something from the movie Predator, their child would be hounded by the media and the xenophobes would harass them mercilessly-- less morality constrained agencies in various governments would also like to spend some quality time with "it" in a secluded lab too I'd think. I know the ponies have far less violent tendencies than we do but this child will have a rough go at it. I'm surprised there aren't more human stalkers in Ponyville, well, besides Lyra. If it's proven Rainbow Dash can have a foal from him, he might find "alien groupies" stalking him in short order... much to RD's ire I'd imagine.
He shoud totaly youse the "It's becouse I am -insert race here- do you know thet's racist!?!" card. You know a reace the pride them selfes in harmony and then denie other races to have a children in there country becouse they are from a different race is kinda hipocrital to me (even if he is a alien but to tell the truth everibody else is a alien to him too).
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in before satyrs become reality (for them)
3167928 hitting is not the same as disarming or deflecting. I'm not saying he wouldn't hit a girl if they meant to cause harm, i'm saying he would never hit as in punch/kick or otherwise harm one.
hitting as in aiming at the wrist to make them lose hold of a weapon or something is fine, but physically abusing one is never okay
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You forgot these:
he's been there longer than i thought BTW,I think you mean about 125,000 thousand years of pent up rage
Ok having memories ripped from you is better then being dissected then again thats pretty messed up in its own right.
Not to mention they might get wrong ideas and be judgmental if they like pull a memory of him watching war movies slasher films and the like.