It just isn’t Carrot Top’s lucky day. First, she has an existential crisis. Then the doctor tells her she only has weeks to live. Finally, she accidentally robs the Ponyville Bank. What can a mild-mannered carrot farmer do, having nothing to lose and armed with more money than she could ever hope to spend? Well, in this case she decides it’s high time she fulfilled her wildest dreams – but when happy-go-lucky Lyra Heartstrings joins the journey, things don’t go exactly as planned...
//Rated Teen for innuendos and several adult references, but contains no explicit material able to disturb minor readers.//
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This is brilliant! Definitely tracking.
Enjoyable, if a bit clichèd. It isn't a bad thing, though. I'll be tracking this one.
Also, strided should be strode.
You're a genius and have earned this fave with the premise alone. The fact that WAS GOOD, is sugar on the dumpling.
Bravo and write more.
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A twinge, myah, but it has room to get more interesting still. At least it did what it did well.
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Thank you, kind Sir!
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Thanks! Fixed. Also, truth to be told, I love a well-delivered cliché. Call it a guilty pleasure.
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Thanks to you, too!
2924433 2892896 I agree completely, this is cliché done correctly. Also, as was stated, it has time to grow and expand, yet even if it meets every single cliché in this story type, it'll be enjoyable because of the enjoyable writing style.
That said, it is only a little clichéd, not a lot. And my biggest guilty pleasure since Who Rules? 
i never thought I'd get the chance to say this, possibly the best sentence in history: Lyra is Zaphod Beeblebrox. Honestly, her behavior here is more what I'd expect from Vinyl Scratch, but either way it makes for a really entertaining read, and I can't wait for the next chapter.
Loving this insight into the psychology of a professional background character. Happy to be boring. Awesome.
Kinda figured there'd be something wrong with the machine, and I'm always a little disappointed by anyone who doesn't get fatal conditions double-checked.
It's like a dire version of Max Keeble's Big Move. Don't want to get surprised by not dying, and have to dig out of your bottomless pit of shenanigans. Keeble still owes that teacher a 12,000 word essay.
Just discovered this thanks to EQD.
Cannot wait to see what shenanigans Lyra and Carrot Top (née Golden Harvest) get themselves into...
This story is not cancelled is it?
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Nah, don't worry. If the author tries to cancel it, I'll kick his ass so hard I'll get three new chapters outta him. It's just that it's been paused for a while, but now it should continue.
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Huh. I hadn't thought of that comparison. Although I wonder if Lucky Roll knows anything about Hitchhiker...
Existential nihilism. That looks fun.
Finish this! It's awesome! Exclamation points!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!
Oh man, this story is great! I wonder when it will be upd-
CANCELLED?!
Oh well. At least what's here is good.