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Sage Runner


A courier by trade who writes stories. Welcomes feedback and/or constructive criticism.

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When Fluttershy went to bed last night, the last thing she expected was to wake up and find that her faithful, if not obnoxious pet rabbit would be replaced by a grown stallion in a bunny suit that everyone else still saw as a rabbit. Now Angel, with his inelegant words of wisdom, brutal honesty, and confrontational nature, is free to speak his mind and help his master overcome her phobias and life's general hardships, all while trying to learn more about his own unusual nature. Inspired by the television series Wilfred.

Rated Teen for language.

This page used as a reference tool for episode-accurate dialogue.

Chapters (12)
Comments ( 45 )

You know, that makes more sense than that darned rabbit....

Wilfred crossover?! :pinkiecrazy: Yeah, I'm definitely gonna read this! :moustache:

well... that happened.

So it's gonna be like Wilfred? Awesome

edit: Just finished reading it, fuckin loved it

This wins life. :pinkiehappy: MOAR!

This is... This is based of Wilfred isn't it. :ajbemused:

the last thing she expected was to wake up and find that her fateful, if not obnoxious pet rabbit

I feel like you might actually mean 'faithful' here.

You're right, thanks!

Im just giving you a like no matter what; Wilfrid is an awesome show. Will read later

I wonder, is this how Fluttershy sees Angel in the show?

"nobody's scared of spike!"

I suspect that you just forgot to capitalize Spike's name, but there's a certain meta-brilliance to the way it emphasizes how unimportant he is.

"Why? What are you planning?" Angel asked has he took his spot

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Anyway, a very impressive debut effort, though I can't say I'm familiar with the show you're referencing. Looking forward to more!

Dude, nice idea! I fucking love Wilfred! Give us more!

well we know part of his name, drif

"And you think Twilight is..."

"The flapping butterfly, yes."

"But she doesn't have wings," Fluttershy replied, grinning.

"Not yet she doesn't, but that wouldn't be the weirdest thing I've seen since she moved here."

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:rainbowlaugh: Oh, Angel, you couldn't be more right...

This was a pretty awesome chapter. Have some mustaches! :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

I'm guessing his name is Drifter, and he's a born vagabond. A wayword scoundrel.

It suits him. :moustache:

Nice job with the crossover! I will forever imagine Angel with an australian accent :ajsmug:

And so our charming hero's name comes to light! What other secrets from his past will be revealed?

Heck if I know. I just love this story! :pinkiehappy:

:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:/10

I'm thrilled that you guys are enjoying my story. Thanks for all the feedback!

Yet another awesome chapter! Glad Angel and Cranky patched things up. :twilightsmile:

This probably sounds dumb but what's wilifred?

I learned from the best? Uh oh Trollestia strikes again.:trollestia:

Is it okay if I make Angel sound like Morgan Freeman?

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Why not? It was probably a bigger stretch for me to make him sound like Jason Gann XD

Finished all published chapters and all I can say is, more please!!! Awesome series, love your writing, very entertaining, shame now that I'm done...so please write more soon

He is the dragonborn in his native tounge he is, Drif-

"Oh look, a gold piece! I'll be on my way then..."


"NOT AGAIN, SON OF A WHORRREE!!!"

Awesome! Loved the bit from "Ponyville Confidential"! :rainbowlaugh:

"I think the leather bag I swiped 'em from is coming back, so here's my plan: you distract him with your soothing voice whil I grab a very large rock..."

I think you missed an e in there... :duck:

So apparently tank is a guardian like angel and angel is also discorded as hell when his legs are huge.

The bane speech adaptation had me in stitches, it was gold.

Good job on the story as a whole so far I'm loving it, it has a good balance of comedy and action/drama.

You love the lie but cant stand the truth discord? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Oh wow, why have I only read this now?:raritydespair:
This was very fun to read. Eagerly waiting more of this!

:rainbowlaugh: Oh Discord, you aren't as clever as you'd like to think you are. :duck:

Great chapter! Another humorous end to my day. :twilightsmile:

Love the banter between Angel and Spike! :rainbowlaugh: That cheeky little "rabbit," swiping that beer from him at the last minute... :rainbowwild: *insert sad Spike emoticon here*

Ahh, I see that you did move what was published on "Cranky And Drift" over to here. Makes sense. Looking forward to seeing more of the prequel stuff. :twilightsmile:

Am I a bad person for hoping Spike was going to get drunk?
Also, this story is still awesome!

:pinkiesad2: I liked this.

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Thank you for reading, I'm glad you did!

3003589 Elijah Wood talking to a man in a dog suit who claims to be a dog, only Elijah can see him everyone else sees a dog.

"Yes, thank you, mum," Angel replied, rolling his eyes. "I'm fairly certain I know how to eat a carrot. I am a rabbit, after all, and despite my people's contributions to the eco system, eating carrots is what we're best known for." He took another, deliberately small bite, examined the remainder, and tossed the carrot aside, shrugging his shoulders.

Carrots are actually unhealthy for rabbits.

"Spike was raised in captivity, domesticated, and his backbone has the consistency of my floppy rabbit ears," Angel replied, raising an eyebrow. " And you already said 'no' to using my you-distract-I-bash idea on him , so you owe me this!"

Damn.

"Animals, yes," Angel replied. "Things that act on instinct, follow a routine, and can be programmed to be obedient. Children are not the same thing!"

Yeah children are far more terrifying.

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