Sparklez felt a gust of wind hit his face as he rode inside a carriage pulled by two pegasus guards. He looked to his sides to see the other occupants of the carriage.
To his left Flash was seated straight as he monitored the skies, trying to keep himself busy as they flew towards Ponyville, according to Celestia.
Sparklez felt that the guy was a tad bit too young to be a captain, although he was in the guard, not the military. But then again, maybe the guard was the military for this place. But this guy made him feel relaxed, that he could rely on him if a situation presented itself, plus he reminded him of Ryan
To his right was Cinnamon who was sunk into the seat, wearing a frown that could tell anyone that he was not enjoying being where he was now.
Sparklez really wasn’t looking forward to being taught by this guy, he clearly didn’t care about anyone else and his combat style seemed way too ruthless. Plus, he was pretty sure he wasn’t going to be able to pull any of those stunts that he had done, it took him months to learn the basics of gymnastics, and he had only done it because he thought it was fun. But this? He wasn’t sure it would work out that well.
Sparklez sat in silence for awhile longer, and it was starting to be more than he could bear. “So anyone of you want tell something about yourself?” He asked, although a bit forward, he really wanted a conversation to pass the time.
“Pass.” Came the quick reply from Cinnamon as his frown intensified. Luckily Flash was a bit more open.
“What would you like to know?” Asked Flash in reply as he looked at Sparklez, wanting to take the chance to know more about the human if he were to watch him.
“Nothing serious, just things like where you come from or what you do normally.” Sparklez said as he went to start the conversation. “We weren’t properly introduced back at the palace, names Jo-Sparklez, Captain Sparklez.” Sparklez said as he extended a hand into Flash’s direction.
Flash looked at the appendage for a bit before taking hold of it and shaking it. “Flash Sentry, but you already knew that. Also, It’s a castle, not a palace.” Flash took his hoof out of Sparklez’s hand before continuing. “A captain eh? What sort of group of humans do you command under your name?” Flash asked, curious about humans with military rank.
“Nah, I’m not a captain of anything. It’s just part of my name is Captain that’s all.” Sparklez said to clear away the misunderstanding. (Yes you command a group Sparklez. We are your trusty crew, the Sparklez crew!)
Flash raised an eyebrow at that, looking at the human a bit confused. “Really now? Then what happens if a human with a rank name gets that actual rank? Do they repeat the rank?”
Sparklez brought a hand to his chin, thinking about the question before shrugging a response. “Beats me, maybe they just call him by the normal name when not in duty? I don’t know.”
“Boy, must be a pain in the flank if you have to file their records.” Flash responded with a small chuckle.
Sparklez smiled at the small joke. “Yeah, just imagine. Sir, where should I put Mr. Douglas? On G because of his name General? Or in S because of his sergeant rank?” Sparklez said in a mock voice as he went and exaggerated the joke.
“Haha, good one.” Flash said finding the human pleasant to be with. But he had to remember what he was capable of during under certain circumstances. “So how did you end up here in Equestria? The princess briefed me that you don’t come from our world.” Flash Sentry asked wanting to take notes on anything he could use later on.
Sparklez was about to respond when the voice of Cinnamon butted in. “Most likely the result of a friends prank or he got pulled in by Discord’s magic.” Cinn stated, adjusting himself on the seat, putting his forehooves behind his head.
“Actually, Discord wasn’t responsible for this, but rather his sister. Now why would you suggest he is responsible for this?” Sparklez asked, since he was not yet aware of Discord’s past.
“Wait a bucking minute, you mean to tell me that Discord is, good?” Cinnamon asked, as he thought the idea was totally crazy, he thought that god of chaos was nothing but trouble.
Flash decided to answer for Sparklez, as he was sure that Sparklez wasn’t familiar with this world's history yet. “That would be correct, he was reformed by the element of kindness a few months ago, and now serves under Celestia...Somewhat.” Flash said, saying the last part with a bit of an unsure tone.
Cinn looked at Flash in the eyes for a few seconds before he facehoofed. “Faust damn it. Vinyl’s machine sent me to another dimension in the future! I just hope I don’t meet another version of me in town, if I’m there.” Cinnamon said as he rubbed his head, trying to accept the new information.
Both Flash and Sparklez looked a bit confused after what Cinn said. “Ok, that brings a new question. What’s this talk of dimensions?” Sparklez asked remembering he had heard Cinn mention something about it during the brief fight between him and Flash.
Cinn groaned a bit before responding. “I’ll tell you another day, or when I feel like it.” Cinn answered before sulking down on his seat again, losing the interest to talk.
Sparklez looked towards Flash, who gave him a small shrug, not sure what was that about either. Before anyone could say something else, the voice of one of the guards pulling the cart called out. “Sir, we are approaching Ponyville now.”
Flash Sentry nodded towards the guard in acknowledgement as he sat back down. “Thank you Crystal Gust.” Flash looked to Sparklez to address him. “We can continue talking once we arrive.”
Sparklez nodded as he looked to the front again, looking at the roofs of the colorful town as they came closer. Witnessing a couple houses that were demolished or foundations being planted on the ground, most likely to make new buildings.
Sparklez frowned a bit, remembering when the ghast came and attacked the town. It wasn’t right, he felt that he could have done something to stop the mob from attacking and killing some of the ponies. But what’s more, how did the ghast get out of the nether?
As soon as the group arrived, they dismounted the carriage, which Flash immediately motioned for the guards to take off and return to Canterlot. Sparklez saw the carriage leave, he also saw from the corner of his eye that Cinnamon was already walking away from them, which Flash also took notice pretty quick.
“Where do you think you’re going?” Flash asked in a serious tone, not wanting to have an inconvenience just as they arrived to the town.
“Going to look around the place, check what is here and what isn’t from my dimension.” Cinn responded without looking back at them.
“We aren’t to separate until I have checked us into the towns Inn, you are to remain with us until that time, then you may leave to do what you like, within reason.” Flash said sternly, he really didn’t like this pony’s attitude.
“Do you want a repeat from earlier?” Cinn asked, stopping to turn his head slightly to look back. “Would it make you happy if I said I’m going to check a friend’s house and then I’ll go straight to the Inn? I know there is only one.” Cinn said smugly since he hated guys who went so much to the book.
Flash glared down at the stallion, but knew that it was best not to act on him and cause a scene. So he let out a sigh before agreeing to the terms. “Very well, but you better be in the Inn when we get there.”
“Yeah, yeah. Whatever.” Cinn responded before he continued walking, soon disappearing from Flash and Sparklez’s view.
They stood in silence for a bit before Flash broke it. “I don’t trust him.”
Sparklez looked at the pegasus before looking back to where Cinn disappear to. “Don’t know about that. Rude, yes. Untrustworthy? Maybe not. We still have yet to know him better.” Sparklez said, he didn’t want to just block the pony out like that.
“I guess we’ll see.” Flash said before he started trotting towards the town. “But we better go to Ponyville’s hospital. Celestia told me that you would like to see your friends first.” Flash said giving the man a small smile.
Sparklez nodded, then he went to walk next to the pegasus guard. Sparklez and Flash walked along the streets of the town, but started noticing the looks that the ponies on the streets were giving Sparklez, fear.
“Strange, I heard that this place was more vivid and friendly. This feels a bit gloomy.” Flash said as he continued walking. Sparklez looked around seeing some of the residents of the town look at him for a brief second before turning away.
Sparklez didn’t like that look, he remembered how the town was very joyous with the residents always having a smile on their face. Even when he first got here the most he got was weird looks. So this new scenario felt wrong.
As he and Flash kept walking, Sparklez saw the faces of the ponies, ranging from fear, uncertainty and even a few of anger. He was feeling more and more worried about what had happened the other night, but was brought back to reality when looked back in front of him.
In front of him stood a wide two story building that had a more modern design to what Sparklez was used to, but still had a victorian style. On the front and a bit to the side stood a plaque with a red cross as well as small letters that read ‘Ponyville’s General Hospital’.
Sparklez stood looking at the building for so long that he didn’t notice that Flash was already by the door until he had to call him. “Hey, are you coming or what?”
Sparklez looked at the stallion in slight surprise, but soon started going towards the building. When Sparklez came through the door, he noticed that there was quite some activity inside. Pushing through, the man came into the waiting space for the hospital, seeing multiple doctors and nurses were going at a quick pace, clearly showing that the building was at its busiest.
But soon all activity started to cease as some of the ponies noticed the man, some even backing away slightly as if they were in the presence of a beast.
Sparklez felt really uncomfortable, but dared not to move in the off chance that he would make the situation even worse. In the time the stare down took place, Flash had walked towards the receptionist, bringing the attention of the white pony that was attending it.
“Good day miss. We’re here to see Princess Twilight’s personal assistant.” Flash stated, ignoring the pressure around the room, giving the mare a small smile.
The mare looked at Flash, then to Sparklez, gulping silently as she looked through the files in her desk. “Room number is 103, down that corridor.” The mare said as she pointed with her hoof down one of the aisles.
“Thank you ma’am.” Flash said as he turned to the man, signaling him to follow.
Sparklez did so and went after the pegasus guard, trying to ignore the scared looks from the other ponies. They walked down the corridor as they passed the other patient’s doors, Sparklez still feeling totally worried about what had happened the other day.
Soon, they had arrived at the room, and Sparklez was even more worried than ever at what he may find in there. But that was replaced when he heard a voice coming from the other side.
“And then he looked even more angry once he got sent back to the tree. He started cursing about how he would get that shark, and that he wouldn’t rest until he did.” The voice said, and Sparklez had never heard this voice before, so he was sure it wasn’t anyone he knew.
“And let me guess, Sparklez got his butt kicked again?” Came the familiar voice of a prismatic mare that Sparklez knew all too well.
“Oh you bet girl.” The voice said again, followed by a few small laughs. Sparklez frowned a bit, now aware that he was the centre of conversation, and he would stop it before it got too out of hand.
Pushing the door open, Sparklez looked into the green sterile room, which was being occupied at the moment by the large group of ponies, that were the girls, plus the animal companion of Sparklez, Kerry, plus a bedridden Spike who seemed to have been in a serious accident.
As soon as Sparklez had opened the door, all attention was drawn to him, which soon followed by a large burst of greetings. “Sparklez!” They all exclaimed at the same time, followed by a pink blur that launched itself at the man.
“Yay! Sparky is back!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed hanging from the neck of the man. Making Sparklez have to hold her with his arms, he would have been dragged to the floor if he didnt. “The whole party is back!”
Sparklez gave a chuckle, letting Pinkie rub her face against his cheek, her antics have yet to stop being enjoyable. “Good to see you too Pinkie.” Sparklez said, trying to let go of the mare, which only made her hold on tighter.
“Pinkie, I think he would prefer if you didn’t crush his neck with hugs.” Twilight stated as she went next to the mare, resting a hoof over her shoulder in attempts to calm her excitement.
“OK.” Pinkie said, letting go immediately. Sparklez tumbled slightly since he didn’t expect the sudden release.
“Well, good to see the shark bait wasn’t going to be gone forever.” Rainbow said, walking next to the man, then rested an arm over his shoulder.
Sparklez looked at her with a raised eyebrow. “Shark bait? Where did you get that?” Sparklez asked, recalling what he heard a minute ago.
“That would be yer little partner, who’s had a fair share of adventures with ya as Ah hear.” Applejack said, giving a smirk to Sparklez.
“Who?” Sparklez asked, before feeling a small object land on his head. Prompting Sparklez to try and look at his hair from his position, which resulted in him meeting a pair of green bat eyes.
“Hey there big guy.” Gary said, he soon jumped off the man’s head and flew to land on his shoulder, gripping his clothes with his tiny claws. “Been a long time huh?”
Blinking, Sparklez tried to work on his quick memory for his videos for the identity of the bat. “Wait. Is that you Gary?”
“The one and only.” Gary said as he gave a toothy smile. “Ya have no idea, how long ah had to travel with this knuckle-head to find you.”
Sparklez just looked confused at the bat, he wasn’t aware of the events of the other night yet. Twilight soon interrupted, as she noticed the look of Sparklez. “It’s a long story. But tell us, how do you feel Sparklez?” Twilight asked, wanting to drift the conversation somewhere else.
Sparklez looked at her before responding with a small frown. “I’m fine, but what I would like to know,” He said as he came to the end of the bed that Spike was using, looking a bit saddened by what he saw “is how are ‘you’re’ doing buddy.”
Spike looked at his casted arm with a small grim look. “Not too bad I guess, the doctors said I was a lot worse yesterday.” Spike said, remembering some of the details that the doctors had said about him.
“He suffered multiple broken bones from what the doctors showed us, and they even said that it could take months to get proper equipment in hopes to bypass Spike’s new, status.” Twilight said, trying to get the mental images of what it could have been.
“Funny enough, when they went to check on Spike, they discovered him awake, although in pain. This was very strange to them, they knew that Dragons can’t regenerate wounds of that magnitude by themselves. Which made them go and check his bones again to discover that most of them were now fractures.” Twilight said, finding the odd occurance very intriguing, even if it was in account of her friend’s misfortune.
“Hmm, seems that the healing ability of Minecraft is passed on here as well.” Sparklez said as he scratched his chin thought, just before something that Twilight said crossed his mind. “Wait a minute, if Spike is immune to magic, how did the doctors found out about the bones?”
“Oh silly Sparky, they used an x-ray machine. What else did you think they had?” Pinkie asked with a smile on her face, like the whole thing was obvious.
“Wait, wait, wait, wait. You have x-ray machines!?” Sparkle asked suddenly, since he didn’t think the ponies had any advanced technology, seeing that they still relied on chariots, swords and the various victorian style houses.
“Well of course, this is an earth pony town, so they don’t rely purely on magic to do stuff here. Although they do try to keep their traditional ways that has been used for the past two millennia, according to historical records.” Twilight answered as she brought a hoof to her chin in thought.
“Ugh, when did this become a lecture? This is boring.” Rainbow groaned as she rested herself against the wall, crossing her arms in mild annoyance. Gary could be seen sleeping on her head, he had fallen asleep for some reason. (Probably boredom)
Ignoring Rainbow’s comment, Twilight looked at the man confused at the weird question.
“Oh, no real reason, just curious.” Sparklez said with a dismissive wave, although he thought on what Twilight had said. ‘Had X-rays for nearly two thousand years, and still have a very old fashioned society. Either magic is the main technology here, or advancement is pretty unappreciated.’
A knock from the door brought the attention of everyone as they saw Flash Sentry in a very straight posture. “Pardon the interruption, but myself and the human Sparklez still required to get accommodated within the town, and it would be best if we were to depart soon.” Flash stated as he took a more professional behavior around the others, opposed to what Sparklez had seen on the trip from Canterlot.
“Oh Flash Sentry, didn’t see you there.” Twilight said as she smiled at the stallion.
“It is quite alright Princess, it was my fault for not announcing myself earlier.” Flash Sentry responded with the same tone as before, not breaking code when addressing royalty, the only exception was when he bumped into her during his off duty time, as he had ended his day shift as a guard, so the conduct code wasn’t a priority in his mind in that moment.
While the guard and Princess spoke to each other, Sparklez noticed that Rarity was murmuring something to Applejack, both of them sporting a grin, as if something was funny at that very moment in the room.
“Mr. Sparklez,” Flash said as he addressed the human, who then turned his attention to him. “We should really get going, you will be allowed to visit your friends in the morning, before we start training in the afternoon.”
“Trainin’? Not to be rude or anythin’ partner, but pony guard training ain’t gonna cut for what Sparklez has told us he needs to do.” Applejack said as he gave a confused and curious look at the stallion.
“He isn’t, we found a pony that should help me learn a bit of combat. I think you’ve met him, at least from what Celestia told me.” Sparklez answered, putting his hands in his pockets, feeling the energy that was a mere wooden sword and some wood, but the material not becoming solid.
At that, Twilight and Kerry both stared at Sparklez with shock and confusion. “Wait, you mean to tell me that crazy stallion is who Celestia was looking for!?” Twilight asked, not believing that such rude, aggressive and totally irritating stallion could be their only choice at better fighting the monster from Sparklez’s world.
“Notch save us all.” Kerry said, putting a paw to her face, shaking her head slightly as she imagined how this could all turn out.
“I, guess so. I take it you didn’t have a good first impression with him either.” Sparklez said as he eyed the guard pony, who was slightly frowning at the memory, but tried not to show it.
“You have no idea, Luna was nearly tempted to send him to her moon. I swear, some ponies just don’t know when to not cross the line.” Twilight said, remembering the events a few nights ago.
“Which makes the need to check into the inn more urgent. We need to confirm that he is there and hasn’t done anything to disturb the peace here.” Flash said as he started to exit the room, trying to avoid wasting more time and letting the violent stallion to roam free too long.
Sparklez turned to look at the rest of his friends, then gave a worried look. “Are you gonna be alright without me?” Sparklez asked, more to the fact that only him and Rainbow could handle the strange things that now threatened the town and the land.
“We will be fine dude, it’s gonna take a lot more than a few pesky monsters to bring us down, plus, I have this.” Rainbow said, making her harmony stone come to her hand then it expanded into her lighting shaped sword.
“Heh, just don’t start getting into trouble. That’s my job.” Sparklez said, which elected a few chuckles before he waved his goodbyes, then followed after Flash Sentry to the inn where he would be staying for some time.
Meanwhile, in another part of town, Cinnamon could be seen walking through the streets of the town looking around with a weary eye. He then messed with a metal bracelet that he had strapped to his right fore hoof.
“‘Test out the dimensional jumper’ She said, ‘It will be fun’ she said, ‘What could possibly go wrong?’ Ugh, last time I let Vinyl convince me to be her guinea pig.” Cinnamon said as he searched for the house that he was looking for.
“No, it wasn’t because I believed her. It was because I knew she would try to convince Octy next, seeing as Enigma said no from the start.” The stallion said to no one, like if he had an invisible entity following him.
“Look, I’m just going to find this dimension's Vinyl and hope she can help me. If not, it rests on the others back home to find me.” He said this as he hit the bracelet with his hoof, making a metallic clink as he hit it. “Stupid transponder, had to break.”
“No, I didn’t break it. I tried everything to turn it on. So stop telling me what to do.” Cinnamon growled the last part, showing his irritation. The stallion seemed to continue with his self conversation when he spotted the house he was looking for.
Trotting at a more quicker pace, he went to knock on the door when he noticed a small poster stabbed to the woodwork. “What!? She went for a gig in Manehattan!? Ugh, worst luck in my life.” Giving a sigh, he turned around and went to go back to the inn he was told to go to afterwards. “Guess we are gonna have to try in a few weeks.”
Cinnamon walked down the streets, a small look of defeat on his face since he couldn’t get what he wanted at the moment. Unbeknownst to him, a trio of silhouettes hid within a dark alley, watching the stallion leave the house.
“You sure this is the guy that Paw mentioned to us?” One of the shadows spoke as it turned to it’s companion in the dark.
“Positive, she did tell us that he would be related to that human that is in town.” Came the reply from the hidden individual, as he kept his gaze on the pony.
“Whatever dude, but I still think we should have attacked him here, didn’t seem much of a threat to me.” Came the voice from the final member of the group, sounding as if she was taking the whole thing as boring.
“Looks can be deceiving, Paw told us to get this target for a reason, and if possible, get rid of the human in the process.” Came the voice of the first individual, sounding a bit more stern than before.
“Agreed, and you heard what they said back at the castle. He is going to train the human, so we can use that moment to attack them by surprise.” Responded the second voice
“Heh, well the sooner the better. Can’t wait to use my toys on them.” The third voice said as small lines of blue neon light up in the dark corridor, showing the body shape of a bipedal creature.
“You will get your fun soon Vi, but we have to be patient right now.” Came the second voice, as he turned around to go deeper into the alley, disappearing into the shadows even further.
“Still, they will be fun to mess with, don’t you think Octy?”
Octavia gave a small sigh as she responded. “I swear Vinyl, even now you are as childish as ever in this matters.” Octavia said as she turned around and followed the other individual, disappearing as well.
“You can never have some fun like E huh?” Vinyl gave a small chuckle before heading towards the shadows as well, anticipating what would happen tomorrow, where fun would be guaranteed for them.
Dark Souls 2!
*Guitar solo plays in the background*
I just farmed the Lost Sinner about 20 times over the course of an hour earlier today. Netted me some 200,000 souls. Totally worth it.
4236598 try to farm the iron king, gives a few thoundsen more souls than lost sinner.
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I shall. I started a new game, that was the only reason why I was there. My main character is a 131 Swordsman, and I'm dealing with Drangleic Castle right now. 'Bout to go fight the mirror dude.
4236663 So I take it you managed to beat every boss then. I still need to kill that boss within the dark realm, but I just don't want to use so many human effigies. And I'm not kidding, took me over 40 tries to kil that dragon. Used a lightning imbuded sword, no armour, apart from chester gloves; third dragon ring, chloranthy ring +1, ring of blades +1 and red headstone ring (had to lower my health each time I tried to fight him. And even then, it was a NIGHTMARE! Don't try it unless you have the mental capability to take death after death for hours. After all, we wouldn't want to see you go hollow.
4236686
Actually, I haven't. I've been wandering around Drangleic for a grand total of about 30 minutes. The Dragonriders were pretty easy, and the mirror man was afterwards, though I haven't challenged him yet. I have a +10 Falchion and a +3 Warped Sword, along with the godsend that is the Cloranthy Ring, the Ring of Blades, a life preserver, and some other 4th thing. Oh, and I have 20+ human effigies saved up.
And my patience has been tempered from hours of patiently sniping on Battlefield 4, from up to 1000 meters away. That requires a lot of waiting.
4236686 I can never beat him. That retarded AoE fire breath of his hits the entire freaking boss arena and it insta-deadifies me. I just recently said 'screw it' and hit that NG+ option... at lvl 205 xD NG+ better watch the fuck out.
Also, why was I never notified of this chapter?
4236709 ....... I send it to the wrong guy. I'm an idiot!
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We all make mistakes. Oh, also, did you see the blood moon tonight?
4236733 There was a blood moon? Was it visible in the UK?
4236742 Oh... fuck. It's probly daytime where you are now, isn't it? It's just after midnight for me. Sorry bro.
Amazing! I loved it. But... I'm missing something....
I MISSED BEING FIRST AGAIN!! Stop uploading these at night!!!!! I wanna be first!!!!
4236823 I uploaded this at 7 am. You just woke up a bit late.
nice job man awesome chapter as all ways cant wait for more and i wanna see how long it takes sparklez to realize why they look in fear and the like oh and don't forget that discussion we had awhile back man or i'll be back with vengeance about it
And thus begins another six-month waiting cycle.
And jerry comes in. As the biggest slime ever.
Jerry. Now the god slime....
*twiddles moustache and laughs with stereotypical french accent* MWHA HA HA HA.
Everything can go wrong even self inserts.
It fucking updated finally. Jisus yes!
I'm eager for more.
4238602 *Scratches head* So OC's that represent a part of the author are considered self insert?
If he thinks it is, let him. Not gonna change that I'm in the story, if only a different version.
I guess that's true, but in my defence, I say that Cinn is a character I created; I mean come on, I am not a freaking rude guy who has a very violent persona. I'm actually shy around others.
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Hmm, well technically you're talking/typing to an OC(Me) that was given life by a combination of a cursed sphere and a cube that left the creator of said OC trapped in his computer and split into multiple voices each representing his traits via colors. So, I have no room to criticize.
Oh, shut it. They're not interested in listening to our problems.
Reminds me of the time you two argued about the existence of the OCverse
4238817 The OCverse Exists you dufous, It's inside your creators head leading to a plain of existance where all creations from the minds of individuals exists.
Don't listen to him, his more crazy than you would think.
4238838
Exactly the OCverse does exist. But, its where all OCs reside when not in use and where the creations of others that are forgotten/destroyed/paradoxes appear.
Lies. Cinn lies the OCverse doesn't exist you made it up.
But, that Implies that he created us meaning he's the Creator.
Well, thats a frightening thought.
4237288 well... you can always stay with us! We have epic parties and we bake cookies!!!
4236853 because 8 o'clock is late. Yup. Totally.
She got up early so she could play Harvest moon DS
Don't judge me! I finally figured out what to do! Me and Celia are hopefully gonna get married, if Marlin stays out my way!
4239422 Do you have hoofer? If so, you deal.
4239422 And roleplay! Until it was banned. But we post epic videos! And... yeah that's it.
4244017 WAAAAA- Wait *looks at cat* It's just Tigerstar. That's fine.
Tigerstar... the douchebag of the forest...
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Wait what.
Vi.
Really.
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SUDDENLY LEAGUE.
Edit:
Git rkd scrub
4245107 ...Not that Vi, but really close to it.
Are this two related or something? They look so similar.
In their own way of course.
4245115
Ah.
Giantdad sends his regards
4244533
HOLY SHIT! (Almost wrote stih)
THAT'S A RHYME!
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I honestly have no idea...........
Dude, what the hell?
Well I've been playing Borderlands 2 for the past couple of days....
Yeah...... and?
Well I think I may going insane, just like the character I've been playing as is......
How do you figure?
Well... I find damn near all his quotes to be hilarious, while others might find them.... just a bit disturbing.
Uh.... what?
Exactly. There's no fence on this fence!
4255592 .....You have some pretty weird taste when it comes into a fix trend.
So you're saying he changes his likes too much?
Yeah, but he really goes for the creepy stuff a lot. Let me fix that with a list of my favorite moments from red vs blue.
Wait, what?
...Are those guys that stupid all the time?
Its what makes them special.
Yeah, at being more stupid than a box of cereal.
That is a weird way to say it. And funny enough, there is a character in this series that acts like the phsycopath. His name!e, O'Malley.
Umm, is O'Malley the result of a split personality from the purple guy?
No, O'Malley is an advance AI, with a bloodthirsty personality, wanting to destroy anyone in the most gruesome way possible. Plus he can posses others through their armour.
...
...This series is totally bucked up. And you like it?
I'm actually reading a fanfic in here that has over 200,000 words and has like 290 pages. You can look at it. My Little Caboose: Blue is Magic!
wuuuuuut?
And it even has a sequel too.
That's it, I'm done trying to understand you. You are even crazier than Roar and SP put together. Who can like that crazy stuff!!!???
A couple million users.
That's it for me as well, too much stupidity for !e for one day.
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RvB? I like that too! I guess I really am crazy then...
Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Ponies
Bahahaha!
4256249 Yeah! Slap my hand!....did the others leave because we really are this crazy stupid for them?
(Make up what they are doing in another room if you want to, even as to making lines for Cinn and Toothsy.)
4256287
Whoo!
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*in a different room*
Haha! That Mr. Torgue guy is actually pretty funny!
*shakes her head slightly and chuckles*
(Got nothing for Cinn and Toothsy)
4256428 Yeah, Borderlands can be pretty weird in a funny way. Oh, idea time! Hey Roar, can I ask you something quickly? In private?
Asking him in a date or something~?
Shut up Toothsy.
4256446
Um.... sure?
4256458 Well, I thought that we could make a react thingy with the others, just for fun, but I wanted to do it with the react video of teens react to MLP. What do you think?
4256469
Err..... Sounds interesting. I would like to try that.
4256484 OK then. Hey Cinn!
What now? *he's seen cuddling with Poppy*
We are making a comment video with each of you!
Is he talking about a react video?
Maybe? But who knows, what do you think sweetie?
Yo, Hot, you in on this?
4256503
Sounds nice.
In on this? I have no idea what they are planning... But sure I'll do it.
4256529 we'll take that as a yes. Let's set up everything.
(Few minutes later)
There, that should be good enough.
one secluded room with cameras, a mic, and some laptops? Yep, react video.
This could he interesting, but how do we deal with me being attached to this guy?
Blindfolds and earplugs for each of you, or at least soundproof headphones for you.
Sounds fair.
Alright, let's do this!
[To avoid having multiple messages pop into the comments, let's plan this out with PMs first.]
4256552
Alright then.
4256552
Relevant: Reacts
*le sigh* *flicks through YouTube videos*
*bursts through door* LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!!!
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YES!!!
Le' me guess, the entire way through that episode, you were thinking that.
Yup! C'mon, let me have this one! Please?!
...
Please? Just this one?
... Fine
Yay! I still think that it was at least a subtle nod to Pentatonix, since it has been shown before that ponies have used instruments in music, so what's stopping them this time? Plus by the end, they have 5 voices in their group, they could have had any number, but they picked 5. Maybe it was a nod to PTX, or maybe it was just a wild coincidence, but DANG IT, I'm a fangirl, and I disserve my rights!
Looks like I'm completely lost in the chat again! I don't understand anything!
4258023 change 'Turtle' into 'Alligator' and add flaming breath, then we have a deal! Woo hoo mechanical dragons!
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0:00
React video within a react video? A reactception, how original.
A react to us? Bring it!
So, a reaction to a reaction? Well that hasn't been done before....
0:11
*chuckles a bit at each of their reactions*
Really? The intro? Ugh, even I hate that.
*Bleeergh!* Sorry, even now I can't stand the intro.
Prepare to be surprise Maddy.
No people wanted to see how you react, so they decided to put it on teens react.
0:20
Stop dancing to the song!
Ha! Kostas. Someone likes what he sees.
Oh yeah, say no in a beat when it's just an intro, wonder how you handle the episode Ethan.
Really Ethan? Meh, whatever.
I agree with you there Ethan.
Why is she getting a headache? I like it.
You aren't the only one Liat.
0:38
..... Disapproves? But.... Why?
Well, maybe I disapprove of your attitude Ethan.
I hope you mean the intro, because I come from the same show.
Hey, I know the name cheesy, no need to make fun of it.
You're a little concerned Jourdan? HA!
He's concerned? Um....
0:47
Oh I'm liking this Devin guy, wonder if he's taken....It's a joke damn it.
Haha! Welcome to the herd Devin.
*chuckles at Devin*
So we are seeing the basic response of guys to a show that is too colourful, what a surprise.
1:04
Embrace the confusion, it will be better for you.
1:07
Were we that rare when this was taken?
1:11
Wait..... You only watched part of the first episode.... and that was enough to know that it wasn't your thing? That's perfectly alright to form an opinion on a show, just the first part. Yup, we have a genius here.
Only watched part of the first episode? Well that's not very fair.
1:20
Hey, do I sound like I talk to babies! And good for you Devin.
Devin is alright.
I'm glad Devin likes it.
To be fair, even I would have said that this is a show for little girls, so can't blame them for first impressions.
1:32
.......He just said that? Even I find that offensive.
Wait, wait, wait. "maybe you thought I was on the other side of the street"? Dude, seriously? With how you're dressed I thought you were.
......Is he for reals?
Other side of the street? I don't get it.
1:37
Hey Adam, need a pillow?
Accept it people, we are everywhere!
Because Madison, just because.
Why is it so shocking? People can like what they choose to.
"You should not be watching that if you are a guy." ........ And where exactly so you have the authority to say that? Idiot.
You shouldn't watch if you're a guy? Wha?
1:54
Once again Devin, you rock.
And I love you too Devin.
*chuckles at Devin*
I'm really surprise how that one guy Devin, doesn't follow the same stereotypes for men. Gives a variety to the reaction video.
2:00
"They want to be more like girls"? Hahahahahaha!
I don't think they want to be more like girls....
Devin, speaking the truth.
Devin knows. There's nothing wrong with it.
I also grew up with my sisters, we were born in the same body after all.
2:16
"They need to find another show" ..... I don't like you...
Wipe-out is a pretty funny show, but does it have a story? No, so be quite Ethan.
Hey Ethan, we aren't that bad.
Need another show? But if they like it, why look for a different one?
2:20
Even I find the word weird today.
I'm starting to dislike this Ethan more each time, stop with your smartflank remarks.
Macaro- Ok...... Now I hate you.
Macaroni? ......... Um...
2:29
Even though a lot of the members of the fandom are considered losers in real life. Hey, that's a fact, don't judge me.
Cancer of the internet? Where the buck- Seriously. Who says that?
We are spreading people, even faster than cancer! But no joke on that, cancer is serious.
Cancer of the internet? That's a bit harsh, don't you think?
Yeah, Bronies are really a disease that is harmless, but still a disease.
2:48
Meh, some do have to much time on their hands, but how they choose to be.
Sooo, you are one of the people that understand us?
I agree with you there, wherever there are a lot of people who like something there will always be people who hate it, for no reason sometimes, and that's unfortunate.
Unfortunately, that's very true, people will like something, and others will hate them just because of it.
3:01
Amen, I don't understand it either. Why is it such a controversy?
I don't understand it either.
And that is the war of the internet, made up of hundreds of civil wars about something.
3:09
Wait....... The main thing they do is post pictures with captions? What about all the music and art and stories? These people need to get their facts straight.
Do you guys really do those pictures? Seems pointless to me.
The main thing? Um.... that's not right. But, you know, that's what you believe.
Do you really only make pictures? I thought music and art was more of the main thing
So you have a problem with bronies? Why exactly is that? have they done something to you? If I recall correctly, you haven't even heard of them until this reacts. So what's the problem exactly? Ugh.
3:22
No coment on that part, seeing as I lack the appendages to express myself on that matter.
Shut up Ethan, just accept it.
"Hoofs are with feet, right?" ......... Where does this guy live?
Hoofs are with feet? Um.... He doesn't seem very smart.....
To be fair, technically speaking we ponies have hooves, which in human society is consider feet. But still pretty weird to say a brohoof is with your hindlegs.
3:31
Wow guys, you really are ending deep on this. Captioning the world? That is stupid.
Ooooooooh, they got them good with that one!
3:40
Hehe. There are a lot of trolls in the fandom.
The only trolls you will ever see are from caves in the show, if they ever show them.
3:46
One hundred thousand? Oh my...
Dear Faust, that many? Your kind really wastes too much time.
But I don't want to make anyone mad....
4:09
Asking only the boys if they would like to watch the show? Even I know the answer to most of the males in the world regarding that question.
Watch it! You won't regret it!
4:18
That guy is alright, he may not like bronies, but wont hate on 'em. Good on ya.
That's good. The less hate, the better. He may not like it, but wont hate it or the people the do like it.
Even I would be weirded out by that fact.
*chuckles at Devin* Good.
4:29
"It's a disgrace?" ..... You aren't setting a good example there bud.
A disgrace? But.... Slap to the face? ..... I wouldn't....* hunkers down slightly*
And you are the exception I see, with the hair and all, I'm sure that doesn't count as girlly.
Shouldn't be allowed to be called a man?! Two words mate Dustykatt Rhoades.
Shouldn't..... what? That's not very nice....
4:38
You get a marefriend, I got mine and I'm still manly.
Easy for you to say Ethan, not as easy to do it.
Just need a girlfriend? Obviously you haven't heard of Forest Rain. Dude got married because of the show.
But..... I don't....
4:44
Sister, I'm sure that if Cinn was a human brony, you wouldn't even mind.
But being tough shouldn't matter.....It is nice though......*blushes slightly*
Really? They asked that question? Finebros, think your questions better.
It would be done? Just like that? That.... doesn't seem right.
5:03
How exactly would it be a threat? Ugh.
A threat? But... there's no harm in it....
I'm making money, who cares what happens! That is what I would say.
Yeah, even I wouldn't mind if I was making this show, it's just for fun, no difference in who is watching it.
5:24
A brony video? I still consider it a parody.
Adam is relying in the troll excuse too much, even I would think a better response.
*chuckles at Devin* Good for you.
5:36
"Girls rule, boys drool" I.... don't even....
While I agree on your statement about us ruling, I still think we can like the show as girls.
That's..... immature.
Aren't the pegasisters the female fans?
5:52
"Get a life" Says the kid who will probably work in a fast food restaurant, barely earning minimum wage.
Get a life? But... People can like what they choose to....
So much negativity, we aren't that bad.
How about I smash you in the face, pretty sure hooves beat hands or toys on that.
*eeps and ducks down*
Try it, please. Please try to whack me, I dare you.
6:09
Hahahahahaha! Ethan fell for it!
Oooooooh, he fell for it dawg!
*chuckles* Ethan....
END
That was interesting I guess.
All that negativity.... I'm glad that there was a few who liked it, or at least were indifferent and wouldn't hate it.
Well, that was interesting.
Question Time.
So what did you watch?
Bunch of kids that still don't know how to judge a show.
Silly humans reacting to the intro of our show. Which I might add, is too girly for me.
A bunch of kids, trying to make a judgment on a show just based on the intro and misinformation. I'm glad Devin gave it a chance.
Um, well... Kids judging a show just based on the intro.
Why do you think most of them acted negatively towards the show?
Well they are teenagers, so they like to go with the crowd, sort of like a mob mentality. It's sad really.
I don't know, but I'm glad that there are a few who gave it a chance.
Because they grew up with the mentality of stereotypes. Even now people still don't accept the whole equality of gay marriage and nationality to humans. Oppose to Equestria
I say because they think we are weird. Humans do consider that anything weird is wrong to some extend.
When this was shown, the fandom was still growing and developing to what it is now. What do you think they would have thought if they saw the fandom as it is now?
Not much really. Old habits die hard as they say, and disagreeing is very hard. The most I think they would reconsider, is their knowledge on what bronies do.
I think they would start hating themselves for the way they judged us. You don't see me insulting you for your love of other franchise, do you!?
Maybe some of them, but I really don't think that they would change their minds.
Well hopefully they'd change their minds, but um, they can think what they want I guess.
Do you think their opinions would change if they had more accurate information about bronies? Like maybe if they were shown all the charities, music and art?
Yeah, now that might get a few of them to change their minds.
Hopefully, yes.
That's a good question. Maybe they'll change their mind about the fans. But they still would think badly about the show in my opinion.
Of course they would, it would be like hating a celebrity for offering a part of their wealth to the less fortunate.
If you were never aware of the show at all, and were shown just the intro. How would you think you would have reacted to it.
Ironically, much like those guys in the video. If you showed me something I was never used to, and you told me stallions like me liked it, I would straight dislike it.
Meh, not much thought. It's just a show, but I still dislike the intro.
I'd probably be like them sadly, and I really hate myself for that.
I would have given the show a chance, because I rather like the intro.
To wrap it up. What would you tell the people that question the show as being for young children?
If you are reading this people, you better watch out. Because this little pony will mess you up good.
Give the show a chance, it's not like you will burst into flame or something. Unless you meet me and say the shows where I come from sucks.
The show isn't for young children, it's a family show, one that everyone can like, age shouldn't matter. I'd say give the show a chance, if you don't like it, well good for you, but no need to hate it. And if you like it, good on ya, and welcome to the herd!
Well, um, I'd say give the show a shot, chances are you may actually like it.
Thanks for participating guys.
Ah, it was nothing, I did feel like smacking those kids at times though.
*looks at Hot slightly shocked* Well I wouldn't go that far.
What?
*shakes her head*
It was fun to do, but next time, don't do a reactception, those are lame.
Well, now to wait for SP and Kitty to try to join us for another one some other time. This could actually turn into a fanfic.
There is already a story in here. Ponies react to.
Oh well, it was worth a shot.
4258735 Jesus Christ on a bicycle!
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That is a long comment! Whelp, time to start reading!
Hmm... maybe we could write our own reaction to this!
Maybe!
Really?!
There is a definitive possibility! So, in other words, yeah, sure!! Why not?!
Let's get writing!
Write it out?! PFFFT!! Don't be ridiculous!
Wait- But I though you said that... wait... are you saying that... but... that'll be only me! You wont get to speak!
That's fine by me!
And... and if he disagrees and DOSEN'T want me to do that?!
Then we can write it out.
Hm... I... I guess... In fact, screw it, I'm too lazy...
Hm... maybe another time...
4258735
Ha! Turned out great! Nice going!
But what to do now?
Don't know.
*shrugs*