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[Comedy] [Parody] On June 28, 2011, Michael Bay released Transformers: Dark of the Moon, his third feature film based on the HASBRO toy line Transformers. The next day, Bay and HASBRO entered into talks over another of the toy company’s properties, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The only concrete evidence of the new film to emerge so far is a tattered screenplay, presented here, which was found in a dumpster outside Bay’s production house, Platinum Dunes.
There is one more part remaining in this story. Sad to say, however, it is on the bottom of my to-do list for stories. The whole series was started as something of a joke that ran out of control, and I've been involved with more serious stuff ever since.
Someday I'll get around to finishing it. There's only one story left, after all.
“Despite this,” he continued, “we believe they are weak against our advanced spear technology, which as you know consists not just of wooden shafts, but metal or stone heads laced onto the tips with rawhide. These spears are capable of puncturing the toughest pony hides, and we assume they will be equally effective against the rolled tungsten armor worn by the alien shock troops.” 
This is every Michael Bay movie ever.
Ah, I see the Sun Goddess has been taking the same advanced military tactics and strategy classes as Zap Brannigan, whose most celebrated victory involved defeating an army of 10,000 unstoppable killbots. He exploited their weakness of having a set kill limit upon reaching such, the killbots shut down.
"Most of your skeletal muscles are now electro-myomer fibers infinitely more powerful than flesh."
A Battletech fan I take it?
I love this parody story! I love Cybarity's character as well. Just because one is a vicious killing machine, doesn't mean one should act like one!
The sad part about this is the fact that this is pretty much Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen with aliens and a few extra plot twists. I swear, after the first paragraph, I was already cracking up, but when I read that joke about the guards, I think I had a heart attack.
Mine countenance whereupon: 
-Randomosity19
Hey there. I made a video featuring your content without asking your permission first. Thought you might want to know.
Might still be processing. (http://youtu.be/JIuc0FEF20Y)
I'm also going to not go any further than Scene 1 without your permission.
If it makes you feel better, I'm not even letting Nine Inch Nails know that I've used their content at all. Oh, the fun of it all!
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