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91w, 2dText-Based adventure games6 comments · 153 views
Seeing as I'm getting a hard time finding collaborators for my projects (artists mainly, writers and programmers tend to get along in my experience). I'm going to have a bit of fun converting some of my fictions into text-based adventure games.
Just to get use to creating visual novel-eque games without an artist to bug me with their absence of work.
The stories I will be doing will be the ones from my War for Equestria series. Starting with Day of coronation and Charity.
118w, 4dStories I tend to avoid4 comments · 128 views
Shipping-Usually not all that thoroughly thought out and end up being unsurprising seeing as a)the shipping has already been spoilt b)the justification of the pairing is hidden in a fan-haze. That's that kinda mindset Twilight was born from. I like my romance, I even have my hand in it occasionally, but I don't tend to make it seem like the most important thing in the world. After all, even love can bloom in the battlefield. You can find it lying around on the floor. However, like all human things, it takes its time to bloom.
Mary Sue OC fics, if you are going to create an OC I tend to follow 2 rules, minimalist in back story and more on character development/characterisation (its such a common mistake to do the reverse!) and no goddamned amnesiacs. And as a matter of taste, keep names 3-5 syllables sounding and loyal to the mlp theme of alluding to the character's cutie mark or talent.
Crossover fics. Mainly the intangible kind of crossovers. Like starcraft or warhammer or predator, basically things that are outside the realms of children's writing. I know grimdark exists in mlp fictions but thats the corruption of a good thing, to make it entertainingly dark. Warhammer is dark from the get go, wtf is a pony gonna do in such a universe? Or what is an pedator gonna do? It's gonna kill everything, no mercy, no surprises and most certainly none of the optimistic delusions I read from such cross overs. You know a good crossover? Winnie the pooh and fluttershy.
Forced canon mythos. Basically new made up creatures that serve no purpose but to exist as this cool new thing. A good story is not based off spectacle, a good story is based off craft. If you are going to add a new creature to the mlp mythos, do it with a little class. Sell the story, not the creature.
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When you're rife with devastation
There's a simple explanation:
You're a toymaker's creation
Trapped inside a crystal ball
And whichever way he tilts it
Know that we must be resilient
We won't let them break our spirits
As we sing our silly song
When I was a little filly, a galloping blaze overtook my city
So they shipped me off to the orphanage. Said ditch those roots if you
wanna fit in
So I dug one thousand holes and cut a rug with orphan foals
Now, Memories are blurred, and their faces are obscured, but I still,
know the words to this song
When you've bungled all your bangles
And your loved ones have been mangled
Listen to the jingle jangle
Of my gypsy tambourine
'Cause these chords are hypnotizing
And the whole world's harmonizing
So please children stop your crying
And just sing along with me
There I was as an orphaned Pinkie, life lived hard got my head to thinkin
Why feel bad for the orphans foals. when the bell beyond is ringing it's toll
when all the ghosts and creepies choke, just laugh it off like they made a joke
now here I am alive, without soul to stop my drive, and I still, know
the words to this song
When my granny smith relaxes
Her life goes in tiny flashes
time goes by in wind-swept ashes
like a funny monkey's paw
When your element is laughter
You are seen as a disaster
but we'll see who will die faster
as you sing along with me
125w, 3hPosting schedule0 comments · 103 views
This is just a guideline I will follow and to give some people a little preview of what's to come. I won't have a specific dates up just the order I'll be posting everything.
Pinkie-Pinkie sense of humour.
Prelude 2-The temple of Harmony.
The Everfree forest has become rife with cultist activity and it is up to the newly founded Church of harmony to stop the return of Discord.
Prelude 1-The Truth
The history of Equestria is revealed. The lies and secrets are finally exposed.