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9w, 6dLeaving Fimfic?3 comments · 77 views
Well, yes and no. Really I'm just taking a break from My Little Pony fanfics for awhile. I'll still be on this site reading and such, but I don't see myself writing for awhile. I'm just not feeling motivated. Now, I'm not sick of ponies, and I'm not sick of Diamond Tiara. I just want to try writing for other fandoms for awhile. In fact, the reason I'm "leaving" is because I've been wanting to write some YoruxSui fanfics recently. So...if you want to blame something, blame Bleach :/
See ya'll laterz!!!
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That's right! Bootsy Slickmane and I are doing another competition fic! Now, for those of you who don't know, a few months ago Bootsy and I took a simple story prompt, being Diamond Tiara has Insomnia, and wrote a story about it, seeing how wildly different our stories would be. And man were they different. While I concentrated more on comedy, Bootsy concentrated more on...something else. Realistic I suppose? Either way, both stories did pretty well.
Well, thanks to this success we decided to do another challenge fic! Now, I won't spoil what it's about, but it's a good prompt. Now, I know what you all are saying: Mattricole is just gonna do another comedy that's not even that good. Well, contrary to popular belief...wait, that's spot on actually...shit.
Anyways, you'll see both fics uploaded at about the same time, depending if the mods get to it quickly. We're hoping for a release on Friday, but it's not set in stone. Bootsy might not be able to get his fic done, and even though I have a pretty good final draft, I'm considering adding more stuff to make it more enjoyable.
Oh, and for those who are looking forward to the next chapter to 15 Years... hate to say it, but no idea what I want to do with it. It might take awhile. Might even take a break from the story, but I'll try not to cancel it...again. Just wanted to give you guys a heads up. Actually, quick question. Do you want to see more of the magnificent Walrus? Or do you think the joke ran on long enough? If I were to have him in the story more I would have him systematically take over Ponyville by giving everypony a moustache.
12w, 4dI have a Patreon Account!5 comments · 59 views
And you can give me money for below standard fanfics! If you could donate as low as $2500.25 then I will write u a 200 word fanfic (for $100.00 of course, man's gotta eat). My page can be found at WWW.Patreon.com/Thispostisbullshitandyoushouldignoreit
Hope to see you guys donate, it'll really help me out!
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Diamond Tiara gagged as she threw the book to the ground, feeling disgusted with herself. She leaned against the wall, making sure to take deep breaths. Who the hell was this ‘Mattricole’?! Surely he was some sick, foal fiddler freak! Why else would he be writing stories about her and Apple Bloom?
Diamond Tiara growled as she picked the book back up. She glared at the cover of “Apple Bloom’s Disastrous Hearts and Hooves Day”. Her hooves shook in anger as she turned back to the last page, depicting her and Apple Bloom showing their ‘true’ feelings towards another. A horrendous scream gargled in her throat, before finally being released.
“Mattricole!” she screamed. “I will kill you, and all of your descendants!” With a wicked snarl and her pent up rage, Diamond Tiara threw herself out the window, scaring several other fillies and colts. She quickly grabbed one (by the name of Scootaloo), and mounted the poor foal.
“Hey! What gives?” Scootaloo demanded, before being roughly kicked in the flanks.
“Heyaa! Git along, lil doggy!” Diamond Tiara ordered, once again spurring on Scootaloo with her hooves.
“Okay! Just stop kicking me!” Scootaloo whined as she quickly carried Diamond Tiara off to her destination.
It wasn’t long before the two finally made it to the Mayor Mare’s office. Diamond Tiara quickly got off of Scootaloo, slapping her flank in a show of releasing her.
“...Jerk,” Scootaloo muttered as she headed back to school with an aching flank.
Diamond Tiara ignored the orphan and marched inside the building. She quickly made her way to a tied up Mayor Mare and removed her ball gag.
“How dare you march in here!” Mayor Mare screamed in rage. “You know today is my day to unwind and you-”
“I need information,” Diamond Tiara interrupted. I need to know where Mattricole lives, and you’re going to tell me!” Diamond Tiara demanded, causing Mayor Mare to sigh.
“Why? He should be here for our annual bondage sex in three…two...one…”
“Honey!” I scream as I enter the door. “I’m here to...oh shit…”
“You!” Diamond Tiara screams as she pounces on me. “I am going to kill you!”
“Nnnooooooo!” I scream as several of my organs are ripped from my body.
And that is why I no longer write Diamond Tiara fanfics...cause I’m dead.
...But seriously, should I expand on this?