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  • T Diamond Tiara Likes Dating Sims

    Diamond Tiara has always loved Dating Sims, but after playing one into the early morning, she discovers the innate ability to see choices.
    22,165 words · 2,551 views  ·  305  ·  6 · sex
  • E Diamond Tiara Vs Insomnia

    Diamond Tiara has insomnia, and has to find some way to entertain herself.
    2,002 words · 891 views  ·  87  ·  0
  • T Apple Bloom's Disastrous Hearts and Hooves Day

    The CMC create a love potion for Big McIntosh and Miss Cheerilee, however, Diamond Tiara drinks it by mistake.
    7,498 words · 2,717 views  ·  220  ·  5
  • T Ooh Mama...

    Discord, now trapped in stone, needs somepony, or someone, stupid enough to free him. And now he has found the perfect candidate, Johnny Bravo.
    13,453 words · 2,748 views  ·  248  ·  7
  • E My Little Courage

    Twilight finds a poor and defenseless dog in the streets during a storm, and decides to take him in.
    1,030 words · 1,583 views  ·  134  ·  3
  • T How to be a Mother

    Diamond Tiara adopts Scootaloo.
    4,825 words · 3,400 views  ·  335  ·  17
  • T Rip Mah Stockings, Diamond Tiara!

    Diamond Tiara wakes up to find Apple Bloom in her room, demanding she rip her stockings.
    1,110 words · 951 views  ·  85  ·  2
  • T Diamond Tiara Leaves the CMC Alone

    It was a regular day for Diamond Tiara until she saw Apple Bloom dressed as a dog. It was all downhill from there.
    1,395 words · 1,457 views  ·  175  ·  8

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  • 5w, 3d
    Leaving Fimfic?

    Well, yes and no.  Really I'm just taking a break from My Little Pony fanfics for awhile.  I'll still be on this site reading and such, but I don't see myself writing for awhile.  I'm just not feeling motivated.  Now, I'm not sick of ponies, and I'm not sick of Diamond Tiara.  I just want to try writing for other fandoms for awhile.  In fact, the reason I'm "leaving" is because I've been wanting to write some YoruxSui fanfics recently.  So...if you want to blame something, blame Bleach :/

    See ya'll laterz!!!

    3 comments · 65 views
  • 5w, 6d
    Another Diamond Cutters Contest?

    Over at the Diamond Cutters group I posted a blog post about a possible contest.  It'd be great if you guys could check it out and give your opinions.  Here's a link for those of you not part of our group: The Blog Post

    0 comments · 24 views
  • 6w, 1d
    Another Challenge fic between me and Bootsy

    That's right!  Bootsy Slickmane and I are doing another competition fic!  Now, for those of you who don't know, a few months ago Bootsy and I took a simple story prompt, being Diamond Tiara has Insomnia, and wrote a story about it, seeing how wildly different our stories would be.  And man were they different.  While I concentrated more on comedy, Bootsy concentrated more on...something else.  Realistic I suppose?  Either way, both stories did pretty well.  

    Well, thanks to this success we decided to do another challenge fic!  Now, I won't spoil what it's about, but it's a good prompt.  Now, I know what you all are saying: Mattricole is just gonna do another comedy that's not even that good.  Well, contrary to popular belief...wait, that's spot on actually...shit.

    Anyways, you'll see both fics uploaded at about the same time, depending if the mods get to it quickly.  We're hoping for a release on Friday, but it's not set in stone.  Bootsy might not be able to get his fic done, and even though I have a pretty good final draft, I'm considering adding more stuff to make it more enjoyable.  

    Oh, and for those who are looking forward to the next chapter to 15 Years... hate to say it, but no idea what I want to do with it.  It might take awhile.  Might even take a break from the story, but I'll try not to cancel it...again.  Just wanted to give you guys a heads up.  Actually, quick question.  Do you want to see more of the magnificent Walrus?  Or do you think the joke ran on long enough?  If I were to have him in the story more I would have him systematically take over Ponyville by giving everypony a moustache.

    1 comments · 37 views
  • 8w, 15h
    I have a Patreon Account!

    And you can give me money for below standard fanfics!  If you could donate as low as $2500.25 then I will write u a 200 word fanfic (for $100.00 of course, man's gotta eat).  My page can be found at WWW.Patreon.com/Thispostisbullshitandyoushouldignoreit

    Hope to see you guys donate, it'll really help me out!

    5 comments · 48 views
  • 9w, 6h
    Why I'm Going to Stop Writing Diamond Tiara Fics

    Diamond Tiara gagged as she threw the book to the ground, feeling disgusted with herself.  She leaned against the wall, making sure to take deep breaths.  Who the hell was this ‘Mattricole’?!  Surely he was some sick, foal fiddler freak!  Why else would he be writing stories about her and Apple Bloom?

    Diamond Tiara growled as she picked the book back up.  She glared at the cover of “Apple Bloom’s Disastrous Hearts and Hooves Day”.  Her hooves shook in anger as she turned back to the last page, depicting her and Apple Bloom showing their ‘true’ feelings towards another.  A horrendous scream gargled in her throat, before finally being released.

    “Mattricole!” she screamed.  “I will kill you, and all of your descendants!”  With a wicked snarl and her pent up rage, Diamond Tiara threw herself out the window, scaring several other fillies and colts.  She quickly grabbed one (by the name of Scootaloo), and mounted the poor foal.

    “Hey!  What gives?” Scootaloo demanded, before being roughly kicked in the flanks.

    “Heyaa!  Git along, lil doggy!” Diamond Tiara ordered, once again spurring on Scootaloo with her hooves.

    “Okay!  Just stop kicking me!” Scootaloo whined as she quickly carried Diamond Tiara off to her destination.

    It wasn’t long before the two finally made it to the Mayor Mare’s office.  Diamond Tiara quickly got off of Scootaloo, slapping her flank in a show of releasing her.

    “...Jerk,” Scootaloo muttered as she headed back to school with an aching flank.

    Diamond Tiara ignored the orphan and marched inside the building.  She quickly made her way to a tied up Mayor Mare and removed her ball gag.

    “How dare you march in here!” Mayor Mare screamed in rage.  “You know today is my day to unwind and you-”

    “I need information,” Diamond Tiara interrupted.  I need to know where Mattricole lives, and you’re going to tell me!” Diamond Tiara demanded, causing Mayor Mare to sigh.

    “Why?  He should be here for our annual bondage sex in three…two...one…”

    “Honey!” I scream as I enter the door.  “I’m here to...oh shit…”

    “You!” Diamond Tiara screams as she pounces on me.  “I am going to kill you!”

    “Nnnooooooo!” I scream as several of my organs are ripped from my body.

    And that is why I no longer write Diamond Tiara fanfics...cause I’m dead.


    ...But seriously, should I expand on this?

    9 comments · 114 views
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One fateful night, Apple Bloom discovers Diamond Tiara's deep, dark (?) secret.  But will this discovery cause a greater rift between these two, or will it bring them closer together?

First Published
10th May 2013
Last Modified
10th May 2013
#1 · 75w, 5d ago · 2 · ·

I'm not quite sure of what I just read... but I guess all's well that ends well?

Their destinies being each other was completely unexpected. As was Diamond's apparent fetish for being bossed around... and then AB's apparent fetish for bossing others around.

Now to see the reactions that Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle have to their friend's new Cutie Mark :pinkiehappy:

#2 · 75w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

Looks like they just have to change identities.

#3 · 75w, 5d ago · · ·

dat ending.... role switch? :trollestia: apparently Trollestia approves.

#4 · 75w, 5d ago · · ·

Add on to this story, there is so much that could be done with this. Please:fluttercry:

#5 · 75w, 5d ago · 2 · ·

Imma just use ecomotions for my reactions:

:rainbowhuh::rainbowderp::rainbowlaugh:

#6 · 75w, 5d ago · 3 · ·

lol-They have each other's cutie marks. :rainbowlaugh:

#7 · 75w, 5d ago · 2 · ·

I love it:raritystarry:

#8 · 75w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

YOU GOTTA MAKE MORE!!!!!!!!!!:flutterrage: this was awesome!  :twilightsmile:

#9 · 75w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

Ha... what a twist! Got a little weird neat the end but still funny.

#10 · 75w, 5d ago · · ·

This is amazing. I wish you would continue... Pwease

#11 · 75w, 5d ago · · ·

Oooh!:pinkiehappy:

#12 · 75w, 5d ago · 5 · ·

i just imagined kinky foreplay...

DT x AB anyone?

#13 · 75w, 5d ago · · ·

All of my approval to this. I love it.

#14 · 75w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2558593  >>2558509  >>2558169

I'm sorry to say, this will remain a one shot.  I wrote this to get my creative juices going and for fun, but I feel it's just fine as a one shot.  Besides I haven't thought nearly ahead enough to warrant making this a multichap story :ajsleepy:.

#15 · 75w, 5d ago · · ·

:twilightoops: :pinkiegasp:

#16 · 75w, 5d ago · · ·

Ha! I didn't expect for Apple Blooms cutie mark to be a diamond tiara!!!:applecry:

I :heart:ed it!

Love,

-RainbowDash3000:rainbowwild:

#17 · 75w, 5d ago · · ·

This was really good but it needs a little more to fulfill the romance tag, make out session anypony?:twilightsmile::heart:

#19 · 75w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2559527 this is one of those I think would get ruined if it was turned into a multi-chapter story! THAT was one TWISTED ending:pinkiecrazy: liked it:pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh:

#20 · 75w, 5d ago · · ·

Ôooooohhhhhh, how's she gonna explain that one.:derpyderp1:

#21 · 75w, 5d ago · 2 · ·

while I agree this is a great 1 shot I would still love to see how everyone reacted to this.

also don't see why its got a romance tag... unless I missed something.

#22 · 75w, 5d ago · · ·

This was an over-all good story. though it does need more to fill out the tag. The part leading to the cutie mark was funny and creepy, making me think there was more. Thank you for a good read.

#23 · 75w, 5d ago · · ·

Finish Oohh Mama.

As for this story... hm. Just in time for mother's day. It's not bad, great build up, and simple depth that's hard to explain in a small format. Not bad, I liked it.

#24 · 75w, 5d ago · · ·

Wow.

This is...

Wow.

:pinkiegasp:

#25 · 75w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2560368  I'm working on it...slowly.  Ooh Mama is really hard for me to write for some reason.  Not giving up on it but just saying.  

#26 · 75w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2560242  The romance is verrry subtle.  It's so subtle I was afraid it wouldn't pass moderation, that would have sucked.

#27 · 75w, 4d ago · · ·

Cute story.  I think it works great as a one shot - expanding it could easily ruin it.  The romancy bits were subtle, but good.

#28 · 75w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

>>2560058 That works i suppose.:twilightsmile:

#29 · 75w, 4d ago · · ·

I'll just pretend I never read that last sentence :applejackconfused:

#30 · 75w, 4d ago · · ·

why?! oh sweet light why couldn't it have been something else?! anything but that!

#31 · 75w, 4d ago · · ·

I, along with probably everyone, have mixed emotions about this. Very... interesting.

#32 · 75w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

Something about that last line that made me grin creepily while bashing my head against a pillow. :pinkiecrazy:

#33 · 75w, 3d ago · · ·

There needs to be kinky sex in later years.:trollestia:

#34 · 75w, 3d ago · · ·

I :heart: it! wheres the romance!!:facehoof:

Oh well it was still really good:pinkiehappy:

-RainbowDash3000:rainbowwild:

#35 · 75w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2565428 Agreed!!!:twilightsheepish:

#36 · 75w, 3d ago · · ·

That freaked me out :pinkiecrazy:

#37 · 75w, 1d ago · · ·

This was... Sorta exciting to read!

Great one shot, the role reversal is golden!

#38 · 74w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

I almost gave up reading at this sentence near the beginning: "she trotted over to a nearby ally way, and sat down on the cold cobblestones that made up the sidewalk."  Capitalize it, and 'alleyway' is one word.

Big mistakes early like that make me less likely to finish a story.  Fortunately I read on and really enjoyed it.  A thumb up and a fave.:twistnerd:

I absolutely love how it is all tied together.  And the "overtime" thing was great.

#39 · 74w, 19h ago · 1 · ·

>>2613467 *sigh* I hate it when I make stupid mistakes like that :ajbemused:.  Thanks for letting me know, I'll make sure to fix it.

#40 · 72w, 4d ago · · ·

I'm always looking for ways to redeem Diamond Tiara's character. The idea of her secretly lusting after hard work never occurred to me before but I love it.

#41 · 72w, 3d ago · · ·

Excellent one-shot!:heart:

#42 · 72w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2667530 thank you :twilightsmile:!

#43 · 71w, 3d ago · · ·

your story is only flawed in one way: it's too short!!!!

#44 · 70w, 20h ago · · ·

Bwahahahahaha :rainbowlaugh:

#45 · 67w, 22h ago · · ·

Oh the irony

#46 · 65w, 2d ago · · ·

Cute little story, very enjoyable. :twilightsmile:

#47 · 65w, 1h ago · · ·

THERE CUTIE MARKS ARE SWITCH, GET TWILIGHT.......NOW!!!!!!!!

Lol ...............but still, good story

#48 · 61w, 4d ago · · ·

Awesome short :pinkiehappy:

thumb up and fav :moustache:

(not fav since I got: Stop right there criminal scum! Error creating new favourite)

#49 · 61w, 4d ago · · ·

>>3063122 Aw, I hate it when that happens :twilightangry2:!

#50 · 61w, 4d ago · · ·

>>3063178

Do I have too many favorites and they want me to sort out some of them? :fluttershysad:

...or is it a mean error for real? :applejackconfused:

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