Chpt 1) Pinkie and her friends celebrate a new holiday along with the citizens of Ponyville.
Chpt 2) A dark day for Equestria. Who is the new enemy and what do they want?
Chpt 3) Celestia deals with an Arrogant Worm of a pirate
Chpt 4) Applejack, linguist extraordinaire
Chpt 5) Twilight deals with a rumor in a very Twilight way (no, not with sparkly vampires)
Kinda short, but still enjoyable
Neato
oh, the puns, the puns!
*groan*
Isaac Asimov would be proud of you for this one, Dan. :D
fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/013/3/6/schmoopie_by_comeha-d7213zs.png Why do you do that to people!
dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Emoticons/misc_Twilight_crazy.png Because I can.
Given that I'd just attended the huge Denver StarFest, this was even more hilarious.
As a former Alberta Athabascan Buccaneer, I grumble at those Saskatchewan Prairie Pirates and their oat haulin' way's to this day.
Makes me mighty jealous that does!
8093068 Don't worry, the rumors of plundering in New Mexico were a sting operation.
But why Stetsons instead of derbies and ballcaps?
8093090 Misplaced preconceptions which turned into embarrassed pride once someone pointed out the same thing.
We felt rather silly on that fateful day yet we kept at it to laugh when stress got to be too much.
Boooooo
I don't get It.
8392854 Listen to the above linked song, then imagine Tractor Jack in Equestria.
I don't get it.
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Behold! Science!