This story contains the history and true identity of The World burning beast know as simply the cou-...*Crash*"Oh hello there writer, I see you're writing a story about me, so I've come to read it." But it isn't done yet Count I'm just now writing the Long description for it."Hm, that's true, that is true."I suppose I can wait, I'll just go cause some chaos and pandemonium while I wait for you to finish it."Okay whatever just don't plow up any power stations near by, because then I wont have power or WiFi, and that means I can't finish this."Okay I wont."*Another crash as he exists.*