Very Slowly Becoming Familiar With Elite Dangerous · 1:07pm Feb 1st, 2017
Very slowly.
Very, very slowly.
Sweet Celestia this game is complex.
Very slowly.
Very, very slowly.
Sweet Celestia this game is complex.
I had that stoned thought that crushing a bunch of billionaires in a tin can would remove the Harambe curse, but judging by the fact that France apparently went full 12 Monkeys, it's not likely.
Also, I should get back to writing. I have some ideas and they're fire.
[Intro:]
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
[Verse 1:]
I've never been so caught up
Still so into us
I never thought I'd be here
Should've turned to dust
Ooh, let's be honest, baby
This is so unusual
Ooh, and I'm not tempted, baby
Even if they're beautiful
I used to be cautious
A little too reckless
Now all my emotions
Used to cry 'bout some crazy shit before
I used to feel so obligated to be so much more
I used to let some people tell me how to live and what to be
But if I can't be me, then what's the point? No...
I don't care about it anymore, oh
I don't care about it anymore
Now I laugh about the things that used to be important to me
Used to have a hold on me, used to have a hold on me
Like what do you think
I've been thinking 'bout you
Yeah, I been missing you
Where the hell are you, oh, when I need you?
I could still hear your voice
I ain't got no choice, cause I'm here all alone
I know I can't wait 'til you get home
Oh, I don't have you here with me
But at least I have the memory
I tried to make it through the night
But I can't control my mind
I'm just thinkin' bout you
I'm thinkin' bout you, I'm thinkin' bout you
Just think of a place and you're whisked away in the blink of an eye, right?
Wrong.
Teleportation is inherently reliant on the caster's imagination the moment the destination is beyond one's line-of-sight. There are no coordinates you can use, or guides to keep you in the right place. It all hinges on how well you can picture your destination.
One day, I was minding my own business, procrastinating on writing as usual, when the false prophet Obsolesence crawled out of the depths of Hell and asked for my hand in carnage. I asked him for the terms and conditions, at which point he produced a stone tablet writ with the blood of deceased presidents. After coming to the conclusion that no, I did not have any tributes within immediate reach to volunteer, I accepted his offer. I soon
This was a fun group project where numerous authors created chapters from the ABCs featuring short stories in the Fallout Equestria universe.
I will be a bit shameless and say that I wrote one of these chapter, T for Train, however please do enjoy the other chapters as well. All the authors worked really hard on this project.
I'm so happy with the reboot of Danger Mouse. Almost everything works, they've managed to update it technically without losing the charm of the original, the voices are right -- and it couldn't possibly be American. Not that I have anything against cartoons from the western side of the Atlantic, obviously, but DM should not be one of them. I blogged a little while back about how I wished there were blind reactions to European cartoons. Well, if anyone's looking for one to do,
My dearest readers,
as a servant (and a humble one, now admire me) and provider of entertainment, I have one question for my audience. Should I publish new chapters for A Bug on a Stick as soon as they are ready, or do you prefer a slightly more regular cadence?
[Ariana]
I just broke up with my ex
Now I’m out here single,
(I don’t really know what’s next)
But I ain’t even trippin', I'm not jealous, lay back
And I know they will be coming from the right and the left, left, left...
(I just broke up with my ex)
You're the one I’m feeling as I'm laying on your chest
Good conversation got me holding my breath
And I don’t normally say this but goddamn you're the best, best, best...
And if it feels right, promise I don't mind
Knew Better / Forever Boy"
[Knew Better]
Say you could turn me on
Boy, but that's about it
You can say what you wanna
But I wouldn't believe it
You could write all them songs
That's the game that you play
Tryna write all them bars
But you can't make me stay
Cause I... see right through you, boy
And I, I... ain't feeling you no more
I ain't feelin' you no more
If you knew better
Boy, you would do better
[Verse 1:]
The Sun is setting and you're right here by my side
And the movie is playing, but we won't be watching tonight
Every look, every touch makes me wanna give you my heart
I'd be crushin' on you, baby
Stay the way you are
[Chorus:]
Cause I never knew, I never knew
You could have moonlight in your hands
'Til the night I held you
You are my moonlight
Moonlight
[Verse 2:]
I kiss his fingertips
As I'm wishing he's all mine
He's giving me Elvis
[Verse 1]
Boy, you know that you drive me crazy
But it's one of the things I like
Cause I know when you need it, baby
That I got that, ooh ooh
Let 'em keep, let 'em keep on talking
But it don't matter what they say
Cause you know when you hear me knocking
Gonna get that, ooh ooh
[pre-chorus]
I been doing stupid things
Wilder than I've ever been
You've become my favorite since
[Intro - Macy Gray:]
Dangerous love
You're no good for me, darling
Yeah, you turn me away
Like I'm begging for a dollar
Danger, oh, how you hold me
I get a chill inside
And nothing frightens me, baby
Oh
[Verse 1 - Ariana Grande:]
Is it love when so easily said goodbye?
Is it love when we've given up before we tried?
Is it love when you stole my peace of mind?
Is it love when you cry, and cry, and cry?