Okay, this time, I'll be doing a short, 2,000 word one shot. Taking a jab at something I normally couldn't give a damn about, an Anon-A-Miss fic. And yet, somehow it's detached just enough from the comic and all the spin-off accusation fics that I read that make me hate the sub-genre so much I can't really call it an Anon-A-Miss fic. Interested? More after the break.