(More than likely not what actually happened, but as best as I could remember)
*Hero sits at a table, looking at the packet that his class had gotten. It was one of those days that his main teacher was away, so the class got split into groups and got sent to different teachers*
*Looks at classmate* “Hey, is there a bwack or wed?”
“Um... uh-uh.”
“Okay Zen, welcome to Changeling Mating 101.”
“Yay!”
*Chuckles nervously* why couldn’t Hive teach you this...? “Okay, okay. So, I assume you know what your ovipositor is, right?”
“Mhm!”
“Heh, okay. So, I should probably teach you about orgasms.”
“Org-what?”
“Orgasm. It’s what happens when you have intercourse.”
*Crying*
“Aww... Pharynx, do something.”
“Why do I have to do it? Aren’t you supposed to do that?”
“Come on Phar, he’s crying! Do something!”
“No! Don’t you know how much trouble he’s put me through?!”
“Please?”
“Ugh... fine... but you owe me for this...” *he sighs and walks over. “Hey kid...”
*Hero and Zenex were playing with their toys*
*Walks an changeling dressed in army fatigues over* “You’ll never beat Private Cuddles!”
“Yes I will!”
*The two continued playing until...*
“Hey! Look, it’s the doll-eyed nymph!”
*They look over*
“What?”
“Heh, yeah. So typical that he’d be playing with baby toys!”
*Whimpering* “W-What...?”
“Hey! Leave him alone!”
*Thorax dragged Hero into he and Pharynx’s room*
“Pharynx!”
*Looks up from his book* “What is it now, Thorax?”
“I saw Hero doing drugs!”
“I was not!”
*Skeptical* “Show me.”
*Pulls out an inhaler* “See! Drugs!”
“...” *facehoof* “Thorax, you’re a moron...”
“What?”
Who is the hero and who is the villain?
It’s a question as old as time itself. We ask it to ourselves with every book or show or movie we read or watch. Sometimes you get a clear answer. In MLP, it’s always obvious that Tirek or Chrysalis, or Sombra is the villain. It’s spelled in black and white for us much of the time.
But real life isn’t black and white. Real life is a gray area.
Hero walked through the woods, looking around. He was tracking a deer. Keyword: was.
He had managed to lose the deer and his way (stupid bitch). He lucky remembered a set of train tracks he’d used as a landmark.
He trotted along the track, looking down, murmuring about the "stupid deer". As he walked, he didn’t notice the oncoming train from behind. The train inched closer and closer until...
“Hey Rami, if you could have anything in the world what would it be?” Hero asked.
“The same thing my dad has! and I already have it!” Ramirez replied as she smiled and wagged her tail.
“Oh? what is it?”
*Fortunate son starts playing and gets a flashback*
“Uhhhh...”
Wanted to use that chapter name for 9 weeks and 3 days.
All my 'comedies' have dumb chapter titles
Lol
Im such a disappointment
now how do i replicate beginnings and endingsssss's success?
1) Be daydreaming when the math teacher asks you what would you subtract from tbe equation
2) Say you'd subtract yourself from this class
3) Walk out.
Okay, this one wasn't me, but it happened in my math class, and it was spectacular.
Name: Rarity
Nicknames: Radiance, Rare
Age: 23
Birthday: January 4th
Tribe: Unicorn
Height: 5’9
Weight: 144
Mane: Moderate indigo, and on the shadowed side, a gradient of dark mulberry to moderate mulberry.
Eyes: Moderate Azure
Cutiemark: Three Diamonds on her hip.
Bust measurement: 42 DD
Waist measurement: 26
I have a new story coming up! Don’t worry, I’ll keep working on the others. The characters besides the ponies, are based on heroes I made in the Fractured but Whole. The story will also, be more than likely be rated mature and may be a displaced I’m not sure.
Most Recent Update: 3/15/2018
Q: Are the rest of the Mane 6 going to awaken a Hero Soul?
A: Yes, as will maybe a few other ponies. I'm not entirely sure yet.
Q: Who will be reincarnated in other Hero Souls?
A: That... is a secret! Play the guessing game in the story comments if you want.
Q: Will there be romance/sex in this story?
*The group had been playing Among Us. So far, it was down to Hero, Melody, Bezier, and Venom. Or at least it was until*
DEAD BODY REPORTED
*Hero, Melody, and Bezier appeared at the table*
“What?”
“What?”
“Venom’s dead inside security.
*The group looked at each other, before...*
“I think it was Bezzy!”
“Wait, why?!”
Kydra watched as Tempest and Hero sparred. She smiled slightly, watching the two. Soon, Hero was pinned down by Tempest’s spear.
“Aw, no fair! Hmph...”
Tempest chuckled and helped him up. “Heh, tell you what, if you can go for two more matches, I’ll take you out to buy ice cream.”
Hero smiled and nodded, standing again.
Being a hero is more than just being big and strong. You need to be friendly, kind, empathetic, compassionate, apologetic, and forgiving especially towards those who need it. You don't have to be perfect or infallible, but you do have to be good. Those are the signs of a true hero, in my opinion.
1 week before the crash...
“Alright! which one of you guys snuck into my room at night and put me in this!” Ramirez said sternly.
in front of her are Hero, Melody, and Griff who are trying their best to not burst into laughter. apparently, somepony had snuck into her room at night and put her in a taco costume with ‘small angry taco’ written on the side.
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