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MlpHero


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Dec
16th
2020

hErO hAs DrUgS oR sOmEtHiNg IdK · 7:08pm Dec 16th, 2020

*Thorax dragged Hero into he and Pharynx’s room*

“Pharynx!”

*Looks up from his book* “What is it now, Thorax?”

“I saw Hero doing drugs!”

“I was not!”

*Skeptical* “Show me.”

*Pulls out an inhaler* “See! Drugs!”

“...” *facehoof* “Thorax, you’re a moron...”

“What?”

“Thorax, that’s an inhaler! Hero needs that!”

“A what?”

“An inhaler, you know? Creatures with asthma and things like that need it to breathe.”

“But... isn’t there oxygen everywhere?”

*Facehoof*

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Comments ( 6 )

Oof

For a guy who lived among ponies with literal hospitals and intensive care units while living with a castle that probably had a medical staff, he sure knows less about medicine than everyone else

5416478
“Okay.... now I’m confused... are they drugs or not?!”

5416480
Yep. Poor fella

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