He Can’t Die (Sort Of) · 11:25pm Dec 26th, 2020

Hero walked through the woods, looking around. He was tracking a deer. Keyword: was.

He had managed to lose the deer and his way ^{(stupid bitch)}. He lucky remembered a set of train tracks he’d used as a landmark.

He trotted along the track, looking down, murmuring about the "stupid deer". As he walked, he didn’t notice the oncoming train from behind. The train inched closer and closer until...

The deer that Hero was hunting tackled the nymph and began to trample his body. Then, that bitch began T-Bagging over Hero’s corpse Halo 3 style, before running off.

Hero lay dead a few feet from the tracks for about an hour.

Then, a jade green mist arose from his body, forming into an exact replica of the nymph. He blinked and looked around.

I’m... I’m not dead? he asked his conscience.

Soon, the deer returned, and with a two friends.

“Zee? Zhat’s zhe zhing zhat tried to kill me!” she...

spoke?

The two other deer examined the nymph’s corpse, before looking up and flinching. Hero flinched as well when the female deer looked at him.

“You!” she snapped. “Vatch vhere you’re aiming zhat zhing!

“Well why don’t you watch where you’re going?!” Hero snapped back.

The deer growled and charged him. Hero squealed and put his hooves in front of his face. However, instead of tackling the nymph, she phased through the nymph and landed on the tracks.

Just as a train ran over them.

Hero watched as the deer got flattened, whilst her friends began barfing. Hero blinked.

He was a ghost boi now.

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