Not All Heroes Wear Capes

So, some guy was caught on camera apparently clearing up some illegal road block, that was seemingly constructed out of garbage.

That's nice. A good citizen, who cares about the local community. We need more people like this person.

It's not as bad as it sounds! Really, it isn't! Please just read this, and you'll know exactly what's happening. You're probably freaking out as to why, I, an author who updates like a fucking madman is announcing that there is going to be a hiatus of any kind, and what exactly it covers in my writing, and of course, to when it will end.

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Everyone responsible for the decision to have the “heroes” of this show brutally torture a child to death should be ashamed of ruining Lauren Faust’s creation. Worst ending imaginable, couldn’t be any worse, ruins the ENTIRE series!!!!! Or at least it ruins all the post-Faust stuff in the entire show’s history.

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I watched this, and...it just made me feel so amazingly good about my own animation quality. I mean, my work isn't as famous as...whatever the hell this thing was meant to have been, but at least I can take pride in knowing I put more effort and time into my stuff to make it look good.

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Hello my mostly straight, mostly male audience.

That’s not a callout. That’s not a condemnation. Hell, until recently, I identified as both - and I could never hate myself, could I?

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I have no faith in G5 MLP. Judging from the leaks and how some certain butthurt people are celebrating the death of G4 MLP FIM and don't care about any of the garbage in the leaks being implemented in G5 MLP, I can safely say that G5 MLP is going to be a SJW cringefest that will send the MLP franchise becoming a joke like it was before G4 MLP FIM came along. I don't want Twilight Sparkle to be Earth Pony who identifies herself as a Unicorn and Applejack being the female ponified version of Fat

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Seriously why Lauren Faust, why did you make this abomination?!

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I'm A Professional Dumpster Diver

Yep, you heard that right. I now dig in random dumpsters to earn a living. :')

Don't judge me. <_<

I've already found fishing poles, tons of antique furniture, aquariums, DVD players, Direct TV boxes, desktop computers, laptops, jewelry making kits, craft supplies. PlayStation consuls, MP3 players, craft scissors, jewelry, money, and more!

I estimate that I've found about $100.00 in cash/ change the last month I have been dumpster diving.

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BEHOLD, MY ORIGIN STORY!

featuring...

• "Potato Zoey", an absolute menace to society packaged up in the body of a middle schooler
• Some kid literally nicknamed "Stupid"
• Script formatting!
• Three separate attempts across two years
• Evil-ish laughter!

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Perhaps there's still hope for our civilization. Perhaps...

Do you ever walk outside and wonder how many animals, humans, or other creatures have pooped or peed in the environment around you? Or how much bodily fluids like boogers and whatnot are stuck to the ground?

I just imagine this huge layer of poop, boogers, blood, puss, earwax, vomit, piss, and so on, on top of everything; parking lot surfaces, cars, playground equipment, buildings; you name it, it probably has the most disgusting things you can think of stuck to it.

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• The Catfish--Appear as multiple different characters, all with differing motives, when really you're funneling the main character into your trap.
• The Innocent--Appear weak and helpless, ingratiate yourself to the cast, then sneak in and take what you need while their defenses are down.

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Tina Turner - GoldenEye (from GoldenEye)

Sheryl Crow - Tomorrow Never Dies (from Tomorrow Never Dies)

Garbage - The World Is Not Enough (from The World Is Not Enough)

Madonna - Die Another Day (from Die Another Day)

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Remember:

If you see ten Nazis at a table with one normal guy sitting with them, you really have eleven normal guys and you're probably just a mentally ill leftist who's been on Twitter too long.

Honestly, it's a bit redundant to say "mentally ill" and then "leftist", isn't it?
What's worse? "Twitter user", since that has some obvious implication in and of itself.

Muh reprezentaishun, yo!!

Freaks: I gotta see muhselfs in this.

Notme: Bruh... it's a video about wizards doing magic.

Freaks: Yeaaaahh, but if I can not be seeing muhself in thiz then how's I suppos'd ta relate?!

Notme: Bruh... they're humanoid robots that turn into vehicles.

Freaks: But muh sexualityz, mah cissah.
Freaks: N mah dark skin, yo!!
Freaks: And mah mental illzness?!
Freaks: And... my fetish.
Freaks: Andz mah paloticks!!!

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Disney shows it's "gratitude" to George Lucas by not inviting him to the premiere of Star Wars Episode 9: The Rise Of Skywalker. After all he is only the mere CREATOR of the Star Wars franchise. According to Disney George Lucas is not as important to Star Wars as other filmmakers like Spike Lee whose contribution to Star Wars is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING and Steven Spielberg whose sole contribution to Star Wars is the MISCASTING of Alden Ehrenreich as Han Solo in Solo: A Star Wars Story. This speaks

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Disney's Star Wars Episode 9: The Rise Of Skywalker is a confirmed box office flop. It has the lowest opening weekend for any Star Wars movie and it made alot less money in the second weekend. Also it is very curious that there are no action figures being made for this movie.

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I just recently watched Disney's Star Wars Episode 9: The Rise Of Skywalker and it is a cringey, frustrating, poorly written, and nonsensical mess of a movie that is plagued with Death Star sized plotholes throughout the movie Here is some reviews from people who feel the same way about the movie that I do.

With its trailer receiving a total of 132,000 likes and 342,000 dislikes, it does not surprise me at all. The CGI effects came off as horrid, unsettling, and off-putting and Universal Pictures just gave it a go signal without giving a damn about the overwhelming negativity from the public. I obviously will not watch this piece of shit film, sorry not sorry.