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Adan Druego


Sis: You're the father. Bro: ...hey? I BETTER BE!!

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  • 1 week
    Some say the voices are getting louder.

    The voices don't get louder, they get closer.

    Sometimes, when they get closer enough, you begin to recognize one of those voices as your own.

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  • 3 weeks
    Tapping Buttons Is How You Broke Buttons.

    Okay some for years, I had no idea this site had forums...
    Only yesterday, did I finally realize that those same forums have a search function.

    I'm not old, you're old.

    1 comments · 23 views
  • 4 weeks
    OJ's dead, huh.

    OJ's dead. Huh. Interesting.

    Okay, not really. I still remember that slowest high-speed chase ever occurrence.

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  • 5 weeks
    Number 1223. Number 1223. Number 1224. Number 1225. Number 1223.

    When the voices start telling you to burn it all, it means you've stopped taking your medication, you're not getting enough sleep or most likely you've been at the DMV for far too long.

    The DMV, everyone hates waiting at the DMV.

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  • 6 weeks
    Happy Easter.

    Happy Easter.

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Feb
9th
2023

Representation (Doesn't) Matter · 2:53am Feb 9th, 2023

Muh reprezentaishun, yo!!

Freaks: I gotta see muhselfs in this.

Notme: Bruh... it's a video about wizards doing magic.

Freaks: Yeaaaahh, but if I can not be seeing muhself in thiz then how's I suppos'd ta relate?!

Notme: Bruh... they're humanoid robots that turn into vehicles.

Freaks: But muh sexualityz, mah cissah.
Freaks: N mah dark skin, yo!!
Freaks: And mah mental illzness?!
Freaks: And... my fetish.
Freaks: Andz mah paloticks!!!

Notme: Bruhs... normal human being don't need to see themselves in ever little thing in order to enjoy said thing. Maybe, you're all just retar-

*Little Sister walks by in a provocative manner...*

Notme: *cough* Okay, I think, maybe, I can finally understand you, freaks, because I definitely want to see myself in tha-

YES!! Yes. Literally all that, just to make a very inappropriate joke about... well, you can probably guess.

Notme: I mean, you have a little sister, too, right?

Notme: What?

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