Rainbow Dash sets out to defeat the legendary witch Twilight Sparkle and collect the five hundred million bit bounty on her head. The one thing she wasn't counting on was Twilight being less evil than she expected.
Scootaloo finds out she'll never be able to fly, and doesn't know how to cope. But another disabled pony, Derpy the mailmare, decides to help Scoots by telling her own story.
The only thing that can beat an AI is another AI. Unfortunately for Celestia, she isn't the only one the humans made and the others don't want ponies. Of course, if Celestia has her way that won't be the case for very long.
Rainbow Dash has the day off and is bored out of her mind, so she helps her friend Twilight out at the library. Caution: Extreme stupidity may follow, read at your own risk.