A pony is stuck in a fence, and it's my job to get her out.

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Cover art by silfoe. I've always loved this particular picture.

Inspired by the cover art and this video.

Originally wanted this to be in 2nd person, but I know that can turn people off to the whole thing. I get it, I used to be like that too.

Featured on March 2nd, 2020! Thanks so much guys!

Now has a live reading by StraightToThePointStudio.

This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia is in your bed.

It's hard to get rid of a sun goddess when she doesn't want to be gotten rid of.

Reading the prequel is highly recommended. Find Chapter 3 here!
Rated teen for mild language.
Now with audio reading by MelancholyIguana
Cover art by SilFoe.

Twilight Sparkle is dead.
Twilight Sparkle is only slightly inconvenienced by this.

Do you ever regret things you did in the past? Whether it was accidentally insulting someone, or waging war against a concept with chocolate rain and licorice trees? Well, Discord doesn’t “regret” it, but he can admit he made a mistake or two.

But his past certainly disagrees.

Audio Readings.
Read by StraightToThePointStudio
Read by Pony&Wolf Productions

It all comes down to this: If Dash can break this speed record, she’ll be transferred from the reserves to a full-time Wonderbolt. Unfortunately, the burrito she ate for lunch isn’t agreeing with her, and everypony in town has come to see her achieve her dream.

The Wonderbolts all have nicknames for their embarrassing rookie mistakes. This is how Rainbow Crash became known as Brownout

After defeating a villain, Applejack and Rainbow Dash wake up to find that they've been cursed by the said villain to be stuck together forever.

Twilight has a solution - just not one they want to hear.

This is written for applejackofalltrades as a Hearthswriting gift!

Art is drawn by the talented Sleepless Beholder, thank you so much for the art and help with editing!

Edited by Dewdrops! Thank you for helping with some of the ideas in the story too!

Nightmare Moon has returned from her thousand years of banishment on the moon.

These thousand years have not been kind to her.

She decides to sell the idea of Eternal Night instead of trying to take over the world.

Nothing will go wrong.

Set in: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Part One. Not to be taken seriously.

Thanks to Petrichord for some of the ideas in this story!

Credit for art goes to Silfoe. Art is used without explicit permission, and I will take it down if the original artist, Silfoe requests it.

"Howdy y'all. It's been a tough year in Ponyville, what with tha' depredations of that trumped-up darn old 'Lord Tirek', but we buckled down, harvested them apples an' made a whole lotta hay."

"Twilight, that don't make much sense," Applejack objected. "We don't grow hay except for personal consumption."

"Hay's a synonym for bits. You made a lot of bits."

"Not enough, or else we wouldn't be filin' this fundraisin' plea."

"Trust me," Twilight said: "This makes sense."

"Don't seem completely honest..."

Venpony your investments and Social Security Number to Applejack today at {link removed by author}.

Era: Season 4.

Featured Story: on 18/11/2021

Image: by me with the site's Applejack image embedded.

Twilight has a talk with a few of her alternate-universe selves. It turns out that she's the only one in the known multiverse to have a marefriend, and she does what anypony else would do.

She brags about it until she's blue in the face. Too bad she bragged a bit too much.

This story is a sequel to Twilight Blows Up Nightmare Moon

Princess Cadance is revealed to be a fake, and Queen Chrysalis in her place. Twilight rescues the real Princess Cadance, and prepares a plan to win.

Will the plan work?

Set during "A Canterlot Wedding; Part Two". Not to be taken seriously. Sequel to Twilight Blows Up Nightmare Moon.

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