The nobility, a social class that maybe once stood for something in Equestria, but now, only seems to do nothing but complain and seek even further benefits for themselves. Dealing with them every day of the week along with the concerns of the rest of the kingdom has worn out poor Princess Celestia and she is desperately looking for a means of relaxing. Luckily, it looks like Luna has the perfect solution: grow into giga giants in their dreams and play around with their kingdom, completely free of consequences! And who knows, maybe sompony might learn something from this experience…

After 989 years on the moon, Nightmare Moon is eagerly awaiting her return to Equestria, take down her sister, and claim what should rightfully be hers.

However, one can only brood and plan for so long before things grow... stagnant.

And then, something catches her eye, coming towards her moon's surface at an alarming speed. Maybe this, whatever it is, will prove to aid her in her plans.

[Sex] tag for implications, nothing explicit (obviously it's rated T guys yeesh).

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Story was written for Jinglemas 2021 as a gift for PeerImagination. They wanted a Nightmare Moon and Human romance, and I hope I did good by ya! Apologies for the story length, but it got waaaay out of hand on me and I have a disease where if I'm writing something I'm liking then I tend to do more than I should.

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Cover art by Aquaticvibes, used without permission so if there are any issues feel free to yell at me.

Pre-read and edited by the wonderful Pascoite who helped a ton with the olden speech, and Fregz for putting up with the initial storyboarding that went out of control.

Top of the Box of Shame (M on) 12/26/2021, 12/27/2021 (Oh no not this shit again), 12/28/2021 (The third day), 12/29/2021 (YOU'RE KILLING ME, SMALLS!)

Prince Blueblood has a lot of ponies above him in the line of succession, but now he's found a way to eat his way up the list. He's discovered a potion that will allow him to devour the princesses whole, and not leave a drop of evidence behind.
Fatally smug vore ensues.
This was a commission for Lightnight_Flash99. His intent is to do a version of Blueblood that could have been done in the show, but wasn't. So obviously alternate-universe Blueblood.

See my subscribestar for early access to fics and to help pay my bills so I can write more. Commission info here.

Warning: Contains: alternate universe, Blueblood being competent, Celestia's fine booty, crying like a bitch, death, digestion (rapid and inexplicit), flavor testing, improbable magic, smug sociopaths, violence (light), vore (soft but fatal)
Warning: Do not attempt to eat alicorns on your own without adult supervision. This includes plush ones.
Super Extra Uber Warning: This story does not contain sex or blood. Please do not read if you are offended by a lack of graphic sexual content!

Characters in order of appearance: Blueblood, Hot Brew (OC), Boiling Elixir (OC), Rarity, Luna, Celestia, Shining Armor, Cadence, Twilight Sparkle

Life has a weird way of messing with you. You might get screwed here or there, out a job, maybe a stab in the back, nothing you can't get back from. Then there are those times. The times you can't get back from within your wildest dreams. And the universe couldn't cut me a break and make the impossibility simple. Nope, didn't get to stay human, didn't get the luxury of being transmorgified into a pony, griffon, or other, I didn't even end up as an already established pony within the candyland of Equestria!

Nope, for me, I wake up not as Pinkie Pie, but instead inside the mind of Pinkie Pie. Back on the rock farm when she was a filly. My name ain't that important anymore, but Pinkie's taken to calling me Mena. And it's gonna be a long, windy, freaky road ahead, ain't it?

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[Tags will be updated if need be. Dark tag there for overall and reoccurring themes. And while it's not enough to warrant the tag there may be adventure elements from time to time. Critique is welcome and I hope you enjoy!]

Holy cow, featured on day/night one! Thank you muchly so everybody!

9/19/2023: Overall grammar overhaul for existing chapters.

Golden eyes and a large, curved front tooth were the first give-aways. I was changing and I knew it. I was changing into the monster from my dreams, no, my nightmares.

That wasn't all though. He left me a last little gift as he called it, sending me into a deep slumber only to awaken inside the room of a large white horse with a horn and wings. And she did not look happy.

Adjusting to a land filled with ponies is hard, adjusting to a land filled with ponies whilst you can feel your body and mind change is harder.

I had hoped that if I write down my memoirs I would escape him, escape his influence and his power and his alterations.

How wrong I was. Now I can only recite my tale as I feel the last shards of my sanity leave me. As I feel him beginning to take over.

You can find the artist of the picture at: Poor Yorick
I'll add tags/characters later depending on what I plan for this.

A group of pony radicals try to summon a demon to overthrow the princesses. Instead they got a human. They don't know what a human is.

((Pre Princess Twilight))

((Edit: Featured 5/11/2020. Didn't expect this to go over so well!))
((Edit2: Ch.8 featured 10/1/2020))
((Edit3: Featured 10/22/2020))
((Final Edit: Featured 3/25/2021))

Having a desktop pet can be relaxing to watch, but the Twilight Sparkle pet is a bit more unique as it's capable to perform conversations with its user. It's a learning pet, but the way it performs could leave some people to believe that this Twilight is actually alive.

But it's still just a program... right?

Even though this is an Anon story, their name will be changed to Antoni for the sake of my sanity and to allow both genders to be interpreted (Antonio = Male) (Antonia = Female)

The cover image is a quick overlay of a Twilight vector image by sapphire-beauty0 over a screenshot of my desktop.

Made for a competition at Angel Midnight's Hideout.

TheFlint44 has also made a Chinese translation (中文译文) of the story for your pleasure.

After seeing a picture of an old acquaintance of Zecora's, Sweetie Belle becomes obsessed with wondering what it would be like to have an incredibly-long neck.

Wtih the assistance of her friends Applebloom and Scootaloo, things snowball out of the little filly's control, plunging her into a situation that may be more than she bargained for.

- Inspired by images created by astrozone, on FurAffinity

On a visit to the Everfree forest, Fluttershy encounters a creature she has never seen before. It’s tall, it wears clothes and nopony can understand it. Can the ponies of Ponyville make friends with this new creature, even when they do not understand eachother?

(28.1.2017) Did I...Did I get featured? I think I got featured!

Huge thanks to lordelliott for helping me proofread and edit.