It's hard growing up as Unicorn when your family is made up entirely of Dragons, Little Ember is feeling more and more as time goes on that she will never be able to fit in, but when she gets a hold of a copy of the spell Twilight used to Ascend, she will do anything in her power to fly with her clan.

Thing is, becoming an alicorn tends to be a big deal, and the Princesses are certainly going to take notice and action.

Written for the Rage Reviews "F*** THIS PROMPT!" Contest 6

Sooo, this is weird but I have a crush on my cousin. I mean he’s not really my cousin, he’s like my 17th cousin 20 times removed or something so I guess it isn’t that weird but it’s still a little bit weird. Oh! I’m Pinkie Pie by the way. This is the story of me and Big Mac.

Big Mac’s, well, big. He’s like super tall and he spends all day pulling carts around so he’s got the biggest muscles. Don’t get me wrong, that’s nice and all but that isn’t why I like him. Call me a romantic fool but it was always his smile. When you see his smile, really see it it’s the biggest and happiest smile in all of Equestria.

Rarity receives an invitation to Equestria’s most exclusive and secretive social club. The only catch is, she can only attend if she brings her lawfully wedded spouse. Fortunately, there’s a certain purple dragon who’s willing to help her overcome this little difficulty. It’s a simple, foolproof plan: get married, attend the club, and then get an annulment. Nothing is ever that simple, however… not their weekend, not their friendship, and certainly not their marriage.

Edited by Level Dasher

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Audio reading by Brook the Book Horse