This story is a sequel to Pirate Hats and Whatnot

Time flows on, the seasons change, and Anon continues to acclimate to his new life in a bizarre land of marshmallow horses. Thankfully, even in such a strange world, there are still some familiar truths he can depend on. The sun will rise in the east each day, the bare trees will soon be covered by brilliant green leaves, and the songbirds will return to the forest near his home at the first hint of spring...

Yes, even in a new world, there are certainties. And though he may not yet realize it, the fact that he lives in the same town as a particular pink pony means his latest plan to catch fish is most certainly going to be interrupted.

Anon attempts to catch fish despite Pinkie Pie and Applejack's interruptions.

Twilight has been studying so much recently, so Rarity comes over to try to shake her out of it.
Then, the next day, Rarity comes over again.

Winner of the second Spookfest competition for the Quills and Sofas Speedwriting Group.
This is also a prize fic for the very talented Snow Quill, who graciously provided the cover art.

What if one day you woke up suddenly drowning? The only saving grace you had was a multitude of pink limbs pulling you out and the next thing you knew you’re surrounded by dozens of Pinkie clones... and that you were one of them.

Much like the Sun's passage overhead, ages come and go. The land of Equestria is going through a change, much like it has countless times throughout the aeons, yet it is bitter sweet. For one ancient ruler, almost older than time itself, the dusk quickly approaches...

Artwork by CBTwilight

Author's Note
This is my personal sendoff to G4. I honestly can't say if G5 will live up to its predecessor, but I felt like trying to bridge the gap between what we know and what is soon to be...

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Diets are no fun and Mrs. Cake finds herself needing to lose a few extra pounds if she wants to keep the attention of her loving husband.

Psychological/Body horror based off of the nightmare that is dieting.

Featured on 5/30/2021.

"You" profess your love for the most beautiful mare you've ever known, but in the game of love, not everything ends happily ever after.

I suppose I should give some explanation for this story...
It's not meant to be taken too seriously. I would describe it as a parody of happy-go-lucky second person fics but with a serious tone. I never expected this story to end up as heavy as it is, and I think that will cause people to miss the purpose of this story.
In short, it's a response to second person fics rather than one in itself. When I say "response," I don't mean I'm mocking them. I'm commenting on the typical scenario most have.

A summons in the dead of night.
A lone passenger on a train to the edge of Equestria.
Nothing but the clothes on your back.
Nothing but the ring in your pocket.
On a small hill you approached Princess Celestia.
On that day your fate played out.

This story is a sequel to Stories from the Nightly Twilight Thread

More second-person narrative tales of you dealing with the everyday adventures that come with befriending a magical purple unicorn and her dragon assistant.

Pavlov's Pony - In which you demonstrate classical conditioning to Spike.
Twilight versus the Seat Heater - In which you and Twilight go Christmas shopping.

Six second-person narrative stories where you will go through the various day-to-day motions that come with befriending a magical purple unicorn and her dragon assistant

Hand Fed - In which you and Spike bake cookies for Twilight.
Grabbity - In which Twilight shows you a new magical spell.
Crashing This Thread - In which Twilight is accosted by a cannibal.
Snuggle Trouble - In which Spike and you have difficulties leaving a warm bed with Twilight in it.
Fate - In which you and Twilight fight.
Culture Shock - In which Twilight teaches you about hugging.

Over the years I've occasionally written greentext stories for the Nightly Twilight Thread on /mlp/. Sans the 'greater than' symbols and some big formatting changes, these are the stories that I posted there.