Gleaming Shield and Anon have been friends for a few years now, ever since the portal opened between worlds and humans have started immigrating to Equestria. Exchange programs and military co-ed training brought them together, and a friendship quickly blossomed between them.

Their relationship has always been more platonic than anything else, but they've also never been too physical with each other either. When Anon brings this up... Gleaming decides to rectify it on the spot.

Contains: R63 Shining Armor, a flustered Anon, snuggles, ear scritches, nuzzling, and an impish mare who knows exactly how much she's flustering her friend

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Not sure who the artist is so if anyone can tell me, I will credit the artist for the coverart used on this story. Just know that it's not mine.

An attack on Equestria leaves Applejack as the last remaining Guardian of Harmony as all her friends and the four Princesses vanish. The world is broken, Equestria is without a leader, and a threat rises far away across the seas. Applejack alone must save Equestria and her friends, no matter the cost.

Very few things can slow an alicorn down. Between dealing with invasions of their kingdom, executing traitors, and generally maintaining the land, there's a lot that they have to be able to handle. But one thing that can slow down even royalty, particularly a certain crystal princess, is getting sick. With no success of normal medicine or even standard magical medicine to cure her body gone haywire, she turns in a last ditch effort, to a Ponyville scientist named Dr. Whooves, who has the idea to face Cadance's internal scuffle head on by going inside her body. Can they help her stop this bother to her rule once and for all? What will they discover on their way? Let's find out, shall we?

Rated Teen for lewd jokes and mention of certain anatomy

Big thanks to Nebbie for editing and overall help.

Twilight Sparkle received a human history book. Somehow, the Cutie Mark Crusaders got ahold of it and it's the only thing that Scootaloo will read. The other two are just along for the ride.

Discord is aware of humans.

Takes place during Season 6. Also takes place during Legends of Tomorrow S6E4 Bay of Squids, but that really isn't super plot relevant, even if it's the sole reason for the crossover tag.

Totally legit reviews:

I guess that was pretty funny in hindsight
-The Official Cutie Mark Crusaders
★★★★★

Chaos.
-Bill Cipher
★★★★★

THAT'S NOT HOW NUKES WORK! Other than that, it was pretty funny.
-J. Robert Oppenheimer, Nice Peter
★★★★★

I'd say this is your best fic yet. Lots of jokes, great execution, and great execution, if you know what I mean
-PRUALCS
★★★★★

Now we're the new protagonists!
-King Josh MDXLVIII and Sir Stuffycheeks III
★★★★★

lmao Russian spies
-Eobard Thawne
★★★★★

I had no idea that happened. Had a good laugh at my cuz.
-Babs Seed
★★★★★

Average rating
★★★★★

Winter in Equestria. For most, it’s wonderful. For you however, your complete hatred of cold weather has you locked in your house unable to move without freezing to death. Fortunately for you, somepony decides to bring a little bit of warmth back into your life.

This is a short story to introduce myself to the community I have several bigger stories that I’m working on that I’ll finish eventually

This story is a sequel to Dash of Humanity 2: A New Dawn

My time in Equestria has been eventful: I woke up trapped in Dash's head and sharing her body. I saved the world from Discord, adapted to life as a pony, and survived a love triangle between Dash, Soarin, and myself. Just when I thought I could finally relax and enjoy my new relationship, Equestria had one more surprise to throw at me.

I'm trapped in a time loop, cast by some unknown jerk, reliving the same day over and over. Twilight's out of town so I don't get to pull my favorite move: the ask a Princess to fix it for you card. As the only pony who can remember the time loop, it's up to me to fix it. I'll have to get help from the few unicorns left in town: Rarity, Lyra, and my new neighbor Minuette. Could this day get any worse?

Editor: TheEighthDayofNight
Updates: Wednesday and Saturday
A Re-Write of Dash of Humanity 3, focused on the Comedy HiE aspects that made the first two stories a success.

While closing up at a dollar store, a human named Jay finds a pony toy sitting on one of the shelves. He decides to take it home.

He never expected it to talk to him.

Twilight and Anon have been together for a few months, mornings just like any other. But sometimes, maybe falling into a routine isn't as dull as it sounds, and certainly not when love is involved.
Just plenty of fluff and cuddles, very little plot.

Cover art by Chingilin on DeviantArt!

It has been quite a ride, millions of people around the world have for many years enjoyed the world and the fandom of My Little Pony.

It has however come to an end..

Will we always be able to escape to that happy place of adventure and friendship? Will we always remember? Or will the show glide into happy nostalgia?

Twilight and her friends are about to find out the answer to that very question.

Princess Celestia comes to visit you, but she gets stuck in the most embarrassing manner possible.

Audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio. Go check them out!