Time traveling from five thousand years in the future, Twilight Sparkle—or as she prefers, Glitter-Flanks—has one mission: to establish the closed time loop that sets her and Celestia up as a couple, by flirting as aggressively as possible.
Twilight has a bit of a problem. You see, she always does Princess Celestia's bidding, regardless of how ridiculous or insane the task. Now, it'd be just a shame if someone were to abuse this knowledge to their own malicious ends...