After an experiment with the Elements of Harmony goes awry, Applejack awakens in a whole new world. With a whole new body. Now, with nothing to her name but her element of harmony, Applejack must find a way back to Equestria, with the help of a certain fortune hunter named Nathan Drake.

(A/N: Hi there, so this story marks a couple of milestones for me. Not only is it my first humanised fic, it is also my first proper crossover. If you find any mistakes or you have any suggestions, feel free to let me know. And thank you.)

Hello, my name is Pinkamina Dian Pie, and I suggest you pick up a much happier story. Perhaps one in which good things happen to little fillies who do everything right, and the sun always shines. If it sounds as though you would like such a story, then please close whatever form of media you are reading this on, and go to the "Normal" section of Equestria Daily, where such stories are stored. This is not a happy story, this is the story of three little fillies, and the terrible events that were to befall them.