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Applejack is in trouble. She's going to lose the farm if she doesn't do something soon. She is losing money, yet she doesn't know why. She's beginning to stress out, and losing her ability to function.

To help deal with her stress, Rainbow Dash introduced her friend to something that will help her drown her sorrows... literally.

Alcohol.

But she never meant for her friend to go so far.

Things end up spiraling downwards, and soon, everything falls apart for our farm pony.


You can read the messed up version of the story here. Oh wait... hold on... it isn't up yet.

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The Life series of nature documentaries continues on Equus. Join Sir David Attenborough as he follows the adventures of 'Rook', a Miniequus pastelhorsei, in her native environment.

Tied for third place in the Cozy Glow group's 4th annual contest. Prompt: Cozy Glow vs. Sir David Attenborough.

Of note, this work is not intended to make light of Sir David Attenborough, who remains a British national treasure even though he hates being called that.

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What it says on the box. Pinkie Pie has a hearse (somehow). She drives it. Hijinks ensue. What kind of hijinks? You'll have to read to find out!
I don't own Hasbro or FiM

This description is inspired by a thing Eldorado said years ago.


Was also my entry in the Go Steady in the Dark event on writeoff.me.

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Everyone knows Princess Erroria, otherwise known as Alula; everyone's favorite mistake-caused alicorn princess. But what does a day in the life of a little alicorn filly look like? Well, stay tuned and find out!

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The Great and Powerful Trixie is woken up by the voice of a narrator that's both around her and inside her head. To further annoy her, she can't seem to get rid of him, even though he has nearly lost control of the entire situation.
 
Neither of them are going to have a good time.


Rated E for meta-humor, crass banter and self-deprecation.
Cover art by Lukeine on Deviantart.
Pre-read by randome284.
Proofread and edited by Dreams of Ponies.

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It's an extremely hot summer day. What better way to spend it than at a water park with your retired alicorn wife, Celestia? You've already gotten all of the thrills from the park's attractions that Celestia could ever want, and now it's time to relax for a while on the lazy river. But when the two of you find yourselves in a strange, almost liminal space, Celestia has more than a few concerns.

You, however, couldn't really care less.

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This story is a sequel to Autumn Blaze, Formula One Driver


🇫🇷 ⚜Alpine's new boss leads the team to the championship. ⚜🇫🇷


Thanks to Discord folks for brainstorming.
No need to read the prequels first.
Fleur asset.

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Rainbow Dash was beautiful, the most beautiful pony to be born in a century — and so her fate was sealed. Beauty must be sacrificed, and so Rainbow Dash must die.


Winner of the 2023 EFNW Iron Author Contest. I think I beat out about 40 other writers, and it was hugely exciting to win. Hope you enjoy the read!

Prompts were: vibrant vestigial, vexing volcano, verdant vegetable. Pretty insane for prompts, but Xepher had to pronounce all the Aztec words in my story so I think we're even.

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Autumn Blaze takes a human history class. The professor deserves a pay raise.


I thank the pre-readers, but won't implicate them by name.


Audio reading!

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Raindrops is a rainloving mare and often ostracized for her love until she meets Ponyvilles resident human. The two bond over their love of the rain to her surprise.

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