Seriously, a lot.

(Now with a Spanish translation by the generous SPANIARD KIWI!)

Dual: Parallel Pony Adventure! Phillip Tranter is an ordinary student with an exciting variant of schizophrenia: he sees ponies! But a professor and fan of his blog thinks these are more than dreams. Phillip sets out on the ultimate adventure, risking everything to find that holy place where humans simply aren't allowed. What would you do to see Equestria? Defying the gods is only the first step! I hope you didn't plan on using your soul or being alive.