In a world full of magic, mere words can pose a deadly threat. When simply reading a sign can instantly infect the unwary, and cases start to turn up all around Ponyville, Twilight Sparkle casts the only spell she can find that can give her the time she needs to find the cause of the plague. But then she has to figure out how to stop the epidemic... without being able to read.

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Trying to look for Bill Williamson and Javier Escuella, John Marston seems to be down on his luck. Sick of the conflict he has to deal with in Mexico, and upset with his fruitless search, he goes back to the 'States to rest in Armadillo for a few days. But, when he thought he had time to rest, the con artist Nigel West Dickens comes through and tells him he found something. Dismayed that he will never be able to get to rest, he gives up and goes with the eccentric fellow on his coach to see that he has found a portal. But before they can react, it consumes them.

Now, a bounty hunter, a strange conman, and a stagecoach full of Patented Elixir are stuck in this strange new territory. How will these men do in this odd land with its citizens?

Additional Tag(s): [Comedic at Parts, but Generally Serious]

Bon Bon has been deeply in love with Lyra for almost as long as they have known each other. Every day is a blessing for the two lovers. But as Bon Bon starts to feel under the weather, will Lyra uncover a dark secret that will rip the two mares apart and leave only hate, sadness, and fear in it's wake?

The story continues in 'Life, Lies, and Love'

### Note ###
The story has undergone it's first ever proof-read and edit, to hopefully fix a lot of grammar and typos. Thanks goes to KiroTalon and Ivo for all their help with this.

After a summoning spell goes awry, Twilight somehow manages to bring three of the biggest badasses in gaming history into Equestria. After trashing part of Ponyville in an impromptu brawl, they are brought to Celestia. What could possibly go wrong?

Crossover with Fallout: New Vegas, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim and Mass Effect.

My name is Waren Pledgeworth. I am an ordinary pony who sells books, and I guess it’s safe to say I hate steam engines. At least, I was all that until a peculiar mare fell on my roof. Now strange events are piling up one after another. Warring deities? Fanatic terrorists? Sultry Griffins? Maybe I should have just stayed in bed after all…

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Lyra Heartstings is a pony with an obsession. Humans, mythical creatures from ancient history. Before now, she was just a theorist, a madmare. But with the discovery of the crystal caves beneath Canterlot, all the clues finally make sense. Now it's up to one pony to brave the depths, the fury of Equestria's finest at her hooves, and find the truth.

A magical mishap results in Twilight being shunted across the dimensions to the land of Nirn. Though overjoyed to have finally returned to Equestria, the scattered reports she kept and delivered to Princess Celestia indicate that not everything went smoothly in the years she was stuck there. (For the Friend-off, based [very] loosely on http://okiedokielowkey.deviantart.com/art/Moon-and-Star-01-259866995. Sorry)

There are no humans in Equestria. In fact, most ponies haven't ever even heard of a human.

A lone clocksmith is taunted by sleep. Eventually the pony reaches out to a doctor who suggests keeping a dream journal.

Perhaps the nightmares can be explained through good old fashioned psychoanalysis.

Perhaps there is a very good reason you do not remember your dreams.

Jack the gryphon arrives in Ponyville looking for a particular gryphoness that has disappeared from the flock recently, events begin to unfold, a few of which Jack sets in motion.

Inspired by Jackleapp's seasons CD that he recently finished.
http://jackle-app.bandcamp.com/album/seasons

After a visit with her closest friend goes horribly awry, Gilda deals with the fallout of her damaged friendship, spurred on by a confrontation with Rainbow Dash.