It's well-known that the alicorns of Equestria have certain... characteristics that separate them from the rest of the pony populace.

One of these characteristics is a self-destruct button.

Twilight Sparkle is the first to learn of its function and proceeds to find hers the hard way.

downvote if y'all want to. :P

oh heck there's an audio reading now by Scribbler!
Reviewed by PresentPerfect!

This story is a sequel to Mr. Clean and his Cobweb Duster

In this chapter, Mr. Clean will face his greatest trial yet! Will he be able to stand up to his long lost sibling? Will his past reveal a deeper truth? Will his almighty cleanliness be enough? Will the legendary Liquid Muscle be found? Will you read this story? WHO KNOWS?!

Princess Celestia only sends the most vile and evil ponies in Equestria to the moon. Or, that's what Scootaloo wants to believe.

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Cover done by Shaslan. (Alt cover here.)