You've watched every episode at least twice. You make regular pilgrimages to Hot Topic for pony stuff. You post regularly on MLP fanfiction sites. And you have a crush on Fluttershy.

In short, you could not be more of a brony if you tried.

So what happens when the Mane 6 suddenly materialize in your bedroom...and they're not very happy to see you?

Special thanks to Espeon_in_the_morning, RDTwin, The Lost One, JarheadHME, and TinkerStrike, for pre-reading and editing!

EDIT: By Steinbeck's mustache, this fic has been featured!

You hear sobbing.

It seems to come from the front of your house. You open the door, only to see a colorful pony to be the source of the cries.

What do you do?

Editor: Drgnwolf
Special thanks to FMZerek. If you ever read this, I regret nothing

A human, you, stranded in a strange world for months on end. You are the wanderer, simply living day to day, doing whatever you please.

One fateful night, you stumble across a small town. Tired and saddened by recent events, you decide to sit and take a rest. Little do you know, you're about to meet someone much different than other's you've met before.

+[A Multi-Chaptered Short Story]+

Your life in Equestria sucks and you really just want to kill yourself.

Written for Aragon's Comedy (Is Serious Business) contest

Anonymous has his heartbroken once again, leading to him becoming a recluse. The only time he ever leaves his home now is either for groceries, work, or alcohol. Mostly it's for alcohol. One night, he meets a bat pony mare who needs a place to stay.

[Second Person Doom 2016 Crossover]
You have broken free from your prison, fought your way through the Resource Operations, the Foundry and the Argent Facility eliminating the demons and finally arrived on top of the Argent Tower, confronting Olivia Pierce herself. She is ready to rupture the Argent Accumulator in order to open a portal between Hell and Mars. You can't let this happen. However, the moment you move she breaks the accumulator, the resulting shockwave knocking you off your feet. A new horde of demons swarms you. You fight them off until a portal opens to Hell and more demons teleport in. As you continue to rip them apart, an other portal opens and you are pulled into an unknown world. However, this new, unfamiliar realm doesn't seem like Hell at all.

Yeah, I know, Doom Eternal is fresh and new, but I started this in 2019 with Doom 2016 in my mind.

For Rainbow Dash, seeing is believing. When her friend Twilight Sparkle told her that "electricity is harmful to humans with enough likelihood that you should definitely not zap Anon with lightning bolts", she didn't listen. After all from the two of them, it was Dash who saw more creatures zapped with lightning. Most of those occurrences were her doing as well. And so she decided to knock down two apples with one stone - teach her book loving friend a lesson about who the real weather expert is, and cure the local oddity that was Anonymous the Human from his irrational fear. Oh, and of course have a blast doing it.

Things don't exactly go according to her plan however, and she ends up creating a bigger mess than she could comprehend - not only for herself and her target, but also a certain somepony who will have to abandon her ancient traditions and improvise on the spot.

Formerly marked mature for uncouth language and the death theme. I now have an actual 'death' tag though, so I dropped it down.

Merithorical proofreading and non-constructive feedback: Anoridan and Void Whisperer
Nitpicking and comma insertion: abronie

The Princesses have invited you to Canterlot to spend some time with them before the big holiday of Hearth's Warming Eve. You have enjoyed your time, but it really is time to be getting back to Ponyville. Then again, what sort of hosts would Celestia and Luna be if they let you, the only human in Equestria, just LEAVE in this cold weather!?

The first story of my December Christmas Carol writing project: this fanfiction is based off of the carol 'Baby, it's Cold Outside!'

Cover art by Probablydnon.

EDIT: Featured 12/4/17!
EDIT: Now with an AUDIO READING by Spore Harvest!
EDIT: Now with a Russian Translation (Русский Перевод) by Magyetash!

Rainbow Dash has turned up at your doorstep during the late hours of the night in tears with a bloodied nose and a bruised cheek. When she tells you what happened to her, the response horrifies you and you decided to take it upon yourself to seek the answers from the one who did this to her.

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Rated Teen for themes and some violence.

After finding an alicorn filly in the Uppercastes and having everypony she knew turn against her, Lucky Favor makes it her mission to take the filly across the lands of a pre-unified Equus to reach a safe haven in Equestria. But first, she has to hire a housecarla for the job. Who better than this "hyoo-men" she's heard so much about, and who just might be the first one she's met who does not want to kill her and the alicorn?

This story takes place in the RGRE (Reversed Gender Roles Equestria) universe and has been converted to prose from its original greentext state.

On hiatus for extensive rewrites.