(Note: set in Alt. Universe from the mlp comics.)
It turns out my biggest problems is affording coffee and paying rent. And potions. And spending time injured. And trying to coexist with the rowdiest, most destructive guild. Also Why do I sound so edgy?

I'm tired of being a loser. One day all of that changed, a mysterious player challenged me and I won. Said player happened to be a bored void dweller who was looking for losers like me.

He gave me powers, the powers of Brutalight Sparcake. He then threw me into a broken version of Equestria. He gave me the freedom and power I desired. And I don't know what exactly what I'm going to do...

Alternate Short Description: Let us follow the journey of an ANGERY mama’s boy from multi legged Earth pony colt to eventual Alicorn King!

The Sex tag is (for now) innuendo. However this may change in the future.

I'm using the Alicorn King cyoa by Akumakami64, not sure if he's on here but he's definately over on Questionable Questing.

I won’t be following the CYOA to the letter however.

And seeing as I already showed off what Shifting has here's a partial Alicorn King build!:

• Physical alterations (3)- Extra Hooves, Titan Strength, Elemental Mane
• Powers (7)- War (Primary Affinity), Destruction (Secondary Affinity), Darkness, Shadow, Blood, Sound and Gravity (Tertiary Affinities)
• Location- Canterlot
• Changes- Uncapped Magic (Free), Early Drop
• Consequences- Eldritch (partially nullified)
• Setting- Neutral
• Drawback- Tugging your Alicorn Out

Finding myself in the magical land of Equestria as a six legged Earth pony colt honestly made me think I was in some sort of generic Human-turned-Pony piece of fanfiction in all honesty. But yeah… this certainly isn’t the Kid-Friendly Equestria from the My Little Pony cartoon! For one… well… cults (and Eldritch by proxy) are a thing and ponies are pretty human-like as a random pony is just as likely to help you as to fend for themselves.

God… why couldn’t my time in Equestria be the canon verse instead of… whatever this one is!?

Well... at least I got my hot mom, aunt, and cousins (technically I guess?) to help me figure all this shit out...

I still can't believe it all started with a family camping trip gone wrong. One moment I was enjoying my time with my parents and brothers, then next thing I knew I was stranded on a world full of magic and mythological creatures. In one day, I went from worrying about the upcoming calculus test to worrying about my next meal. I remember how the only thing keeping me going was the hope that I might find a way home. Little did I know that some deities had other plans in store for me.

I remember all the promises I made, both those kept and betrayed. I remember the friends I made on my little adventure; the same friends I threw away when everything came crashing down. Oh, the memories I made... Oh, the memories I am now forever cursed to remember.

I suppose this is a just punishment. My only regret is that my friends may never hear my side of the story.

Set between Seasons 2 and 3 // Some deviations from canon post-season 2 due to when this was originally started.

Pre-read, Cover art, and Audio Reading provided by: Skijarama