Anon spends all of his bits on Berry Punch's Alcoholic Punch and is pushed by Twilight into finding a job. Starlight suggests that he works with Trixie as an assistant for her magic practice. Anon believes this should be easy enough and agrees. After practice Trixie demands praise and Anon gives her scritches. Then Twilight asks for scritches and she gets scricthes, and this upsets Trixie.

By all means this description does not mean this story has a plot, or can even be considered a story. I'm not sure if that makes this a spoiler or not, but I'll mark it as one just to be safe.

Kind of like a prequel to Anon Gets a Job at Ponyville Spa, but I'd be a liar if I called it that.

While Anon is waiting for Twilight Sparkle to figure out a way to get him back to his own universe, he makes a life-changing discovery.

First, those affected acquire an unhealthy obsession with cartoon ponies. Second, they begin to see their large, colorful eyes in their vision, like spots. Finally, those eyes roll shortly before the afflicted disappear.

Anon was isekai'd to Equestria. He was so excited, he immediately fell down a flight of stairs and died.

Sucks to be him.

Anon has a discussion with Button Mash’s mother (also known as Cream Heart) about the nature of the story they are in (this one).

For the sake of the long description being longer than the short description, this sentence exists.

Cover art is a screenshot from the Button's Adventures pilot by JanAnimations and ShadyVox (which was officially taken off of YouTube), but you probably already knew that.

Probably some of the dumbest shit I have written to date. This exists solely because I was told not to make it by my Editor, who refused to have anything to do with the idea because it was so stupid.

So naturally, I did it anyway. Sorry, Kurtis. It's just way too funny to watch you squirm <3

Heavily ripped off from inspired by the Yujiro Vs. Series on the SuperXavier Youtube Channel, and driven almost entirely by spite, irony, and ill-advised quantities of weekend cannabis consumption.

If you are familiar with the series, you already know what to expect. if not well...I 'm sure it'll become apparent rather quickly.

Hi, I'm Anonymous! One day I woke up in the magical land of Equestria!

Talk about epic, am I right?

Ow.

Content Warning: stupid

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You are Anon. Your big mouth gets you into trouble. Again. And it's only going to get worse. After telling Starlight Glimmer to suck your dick one too many times, she magically removes your vocabulary. You can still make noises with your mouth, but none of them are words. It makes your everyday life impossible. But will this experience teach you an important lesson about respecting others, and knowing how far is too far?

You bet your ass it won't.
Cover art is by shoutingisfun, slightly edited by me.

Anon decides it's time to test out a theory of his. If the ponies can go around naked all day, then why can't he?

I mean, what's the worst that could happen, right?

Opaline Arcana has sowed dissent and anger across Equestria. With the nation divided, Princess Twilight Sparkle and her friends are struggling to contain the ambitious alicorn. If something isn't done soon, Twilight will have no choice but to store Equestria's magic into the Unity Crystals, putting all of ponykind at risk.

Before that, though, Twilight has an idea. There's a prisoner locked away in Tartarus that was forgotten by history. He might be just what they need to stop Opaline. However, letting him loose could spell disaster for Equestria.

It's a risk she has to take.