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Crystal Static


I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.

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    Created by Crystal Static
    - October, 2014
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Total Words: 173,737,076
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Recently crowned Princess of Equestria Twilight Sparkle wakes up after a bender, and tries to piece together what happened.

Perhaps she should be Princess of Wine and Questionable Decision Making instead.

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Cover art by Spoosha. Written for the Bean's Writing Group prompt "Where Am I?"


An audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio can be found here.


Featured from 9-20 to 9/23/2021, peaking at #1. Thanks, everypony!

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This story is a sequel to Twilight Discovers Nuclear Explosions


Grogar has returned to take his rightful place as King once more, along with the other villains. No, he's not Discord. Also, Starlight was there.

However, Twilight gets informed by Discord and decides to make this the greatest explosion ever, even if it gets her the largest reconstruction bill she'll ever need to pay.


Set in "The Ending of the End, Part Two". Not to be taken seriously.

This is the final in the series. Thank you all for your continuous support!

If you want to chat to me, we have a discord server here!

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This story is a sequel to Twilight Challenges the Lord of Chaos


Tirek has escaped Tartarus, and managed to gain Discord's magic through unknown means.

Twilight faces off to him with the magic of four alicorns, knowing that this could very well be her last fight.

However, she intends to finish this with a bang.


Set in "Twilight's Kingdom; Part Two". Not to be taken seriously.

Big thanks to all the friends who motivated me to push past burnout!

If you want to chat to me, we have a discord server here!

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This story is a sequel to Twilight Causes the Demise of King Sombra


Discord has finally escaped his stone prison a year after Celestia and Luna thought he would. Explaining why, he gives an ultimatum to Celestia, Twilight and her friends.

But he offers a proposition. One that will either see him reformed or as the ruler of a Equestria dissolved into chaos. A very....explosive proposition.


This story is meant as a joke. Not to be taken seriously.

Context from prequels is not needed, although it would be more enjoyable if you read the previous three.

If you want to chat to me, we have a discord server here!

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This story is a sequel to Twilight Becomes a Bug Exterminator


The Crystal Empire has returned.

But that's not the only thing that's back.

The tyrant of the Crystal Empire, King Sombra, is back, and he wants to reclaim the Crystal Ponies as his slaves. Twilight will not allow that to happen, and she prepares to face him.

Except, she has a plan up her metaphorical sleeve. An explosive one.


Set in "The Return of the Crystal Empire; Part Two". Not to be taken seriously.

Now with a reading from StraightToThePoint Studio!

If you want to chat to me, we have a discord server here!

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This story is a sequel to Twilight Blows Up Nightmare Moon


Princess Cadance is revealed to be a fake, and Queen Chrysalis in her place. Twilight rescues the real Princess Cadance, and prepares a plan to win.

Will the plan work?


Set during "A Canterlot Wedding; Part Two". Not to be taken seriously. Sequel to Twilight Blows Up Nightmare Moon.

If you want to chat to me, we have a discord server here!

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After Celestia dismissed her warnings about Nightmare Moon, Twilight Sparkle decides to take matters into her own hooves. She finds a spell to be able to travel to the moon so that she can save Equestria.

She then also decides that blowing up Nightmare Moon is the best way to go. Way to go, Twilight!


Set during Season One. Not to be taken seriously.

If you want to chat to me, we have a discord server here!

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This story is a sequel to Continue?


After learning the shocking secret that a highly helpful "Continue Screen" exists beyond death, Twilight Sparkle is even more surprised to discover it comes with the ability to relive and explore her past adventures.

It even comes with an added difficulty option. But is Twilight Sparkle truly ready for her life's greatest battles on Hard Mode?

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What's a better way to enjoy a weekend than quiet? Learning, of course!

Discord will help for only $19.95! Songs and bad word play sold separately.

It's not random -- it's chaos!

Somehow this is fourths fault.

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In Ponyville, a new and unusual resident moved into town. He went on adventures, made friends, met the love of his life, had children, and lived happily ever after for many years.

This isn't his story, but the story of his firstborn.

Anonymous Junior isn't like most ponies. Her teeth are sharp, her gaze is unnerving, and her gait is predatory. The hot blood of humanity, the blood of her sire, pumps through her veins, and it's apparent to all who look. Even when empowered by such passion, the life of a young filly is still one filled with trials and tribulations.


A re-imagining of Anon Filly as the biological daughter of Anonymous.
A Second-Person story starring You as Anonymous Junior
Takes place in the Reversed Gender Role Equesria AU
Makes use of OCs that I do not own. They belong to their respective creators and my depictions should not be considered accurate.

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