When a well placed conversation sparks the throes of adventure within a mare like Daring Do she finds herself once again flying the high skies in search of great treasure! The Legendary Ruby Knight.

A pegasus pony wakes up in a tree with no recollection of who he is or where he came from. This is his story as he tries to remember his past, even as he tries to create the future with the mare of his dreams. This is my first fanfic so any constructive criticism will be helpful! I hope you enjoy it! A.N.- changed rating to teen just to be safe for the future.
"Um...excuse me...but if it's not too much trouble...could you please rate this story? I mean...if you want to...if that's ok with you..." - Fluttershy

Sly Clop is a laid back slacker who runs one of Ponyville's only porn shops on Soresaddle Street. He is a regular customer of Hard Cider's "gentlecolt's club", the Knife and Apple, where he regularly shoots the breeze with Rainbow Dash, who's seen better days.

One day, his only employee quits, and he's forced to hire a new one, starting a new awkward relationship with Lyra, who needs cash. What follows is a lighthearted fic with dark undertones that I hope you'll enjoy.

And if I haven't convinced you enough by this point, no, this not a clopfic.

New cover image by mickf18 on deviantART (DeusExKane here).