A day after Ember visited Ponyville and claimed they look the same, Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer pondered if she had a point. To ensure they never get mixed-up again, the two mares formed a plan to stand out from each other more.

They should have gone over the details of how they would do it more.

Sunset Shimmer and the human Twilight Sparkle decided to come to Equestria to visit Princess Twilight Sparkle, Equestrian Spike, and Starlight Glimmer. While there, the human Twilight asked about something her pony form doesn't have, but Princess Twilight does: alicorn wings.

The two Twilights then went on to solve the mystery of the strangely absent wings. It didn't go well, especially for one of them.

My entry to the "Most Delightful Ponidox" contest. I'd place my bets on it placing in the bottom three if I were you. Easy money people.

Believing it to be an easy job, two thieves broke into Princess Twilight Sparkle's castle. With no Royal Guards protecting the castle and Twilight herself gone, her valuable possessions were as good as theirs.

Or so they thought.

Last but far from least, special thanks to Little Tigress for drawing the great cover art.

EDIT: Featured through 09/09/20--09/14/20!!
#1 story with mature mode enabled on 09/09/20
#1 story w/o mature mode through 09/09/20--09/11/20

EDIT on 10/19/20: Has an audio reading done by the youtuber Enharmonic!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vWs46--nTo

This story is a sequel to Princess Cadance Saves Equestria (Wait, What?!)

It looked to be all over.

A powered-up Queen Chrysalis, Lord Tirek, and Cozy Glow invaded Canterlot Castle and put Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Twilight Sparkle, Discord, and the rest of their friends on the ropes. Nopony had the power to stand against the Legion of Doom.

That is until somepony close to Celestia fell after jumping into an attack meant for her. Then things went crazy. And went crazy again once secrets were revealed.

Takes place in part one of the season 9 finale. Enough will be explained to not require reading this story's predecessor to understand what's going on, and laugh.

Last, but definitely not last, special thanks to FlutterJackdash for editing this story.

While out searching for a certain book, Princess Twilight Sparkle caught wind of Queen Chrysalis near her castle. Knowing Starlight Glimmer was there and that Chrysalis still wanted her head for "stealing" her hive, Twilight assumed the worst.

But once she rushed to the castle, instead of a fight to a death, Twilight found...something else.

And that might only be half of the surprise!

EDIT: featured through 06/05/20-06/07/20!!

This story is a sequel to The Draconequus-To-Alicorn Talk

Out of nowhere, King Sombra returned to take over Equestria and turn everypony into his brainwashed servants. Sombra destroyed the Elements of Harmony, sealing his victory. Or so he thought.

After Discord tapped into a near-unstoppable power, the full power of Princess Twilight Sparkle, Sombra found himself in trouble.

Will Sombra's magic be enough to survive the Princess of Friendship's wrath? If he lives, how will Twilight punish him? And should she watch her back...?

This story takes place in the Season 9 premiere, but the events of the Season 5 premiere and Season 6 finale did not happen in the same way in the continuity of this story. However, enough will be explained to understand this story (and laugh) without needing to read its predecessor story, or the 2 stories before it, other than to learn more about what the changes are and why.

Here are the two stories that happened before this story's predecessor if you want to check them out for more laughs.

Nopony Interrupts My FRIENDSHIP SPEECH, Starlight Glimmer!!

She Did WHAT To You?!

Edit on 11/1/19: I edited the ending to be more funny than it was originally with a suggestion I got. This also meant I needed to bump up the story's rating from "E" to "T".

After Trixie threw Starlight Glimmer's plant, Phyllis, into a trash can, Starlight and some of her friends struggle to restart Phyllis's "heart". Princess Twilight Sparkle would go as far as to risk Equestria's existence to save Phyllis's life.

Will Phyllis be saved? Or will there be a plant funeral?

And will Trixie's heart survive the sheer ridiculousness of the "crisis"?

Happens immediately after the season 9 episode "A Horse-Shoe In".

Last but definitely not least, special thanks to flutterJackdash for helping me edit this story.

EDIT: now has an audio reading here courtsey of No One and Nobody!

Spotting Twilight Sparkle in an unusually bad case of "twilighting", Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Spike, and Starlight Glimmer try to calm her down. They are quite used to it.

But when Twilight explains why she was twilighting, again, her friends realize it's actually justified this time. They all agree to help Ponyville survive a disaster Twilight believes is imminent.

Will they be successful, and why did Twilight's friends suddenly believe she was on to something...?

Knowing Thorax had struggled to convince some of his follow changelings to change, Princess Twilight Sparkle decided to visit the changeling hive and check up on him.

It turned out, with the exception of one changeling, Pharynx, all of the changelings had finally accepted the new way and had transformed as a result. Even so, as the Princess of Friendship, Twilight took it upon herself to get Pharynx to change his ways and learn friendship.

No matter how many times Pharynx says "no".

This story is a sequel to On Second Thought...

After becoming the new rulers of Equestria, Princess Twilight Sparkle and her friends found themselves trapped in Tartarus easily, thanks to a plan from Empress Cozy Glow.

Why? Because the Mane 6 and Royal Adviser Spike gained the "uselessness" of ex-Princess Celestia and ex-Princess Luna.

Now, the only ponies that can save Equestria from Lord Tirek, Queen Chrysalis, Grogar, and Empress Cozy Glow, or the "Legion of Cozy" are Starlight Glimmer and Trixie Lulamoon. Really, it's all up to Starlight.

Will Starlight be able to find the power inside herself to defeat the Legion of Cozy? Or will the LoC be victorious? Starlight may be very surprised about what will eventually happen to her...

Enough will be explained to not require reading the prequel to understand this story (and laugh) but it would answer why Twilight and the others took over for Celestia and Luna, and it took place right after the season 9 premiere.

At the time this story was written, I didn't know what will happen in the season 9 finale of MLP:FIM, so there will be no actual spoilers for it. Any similarities between this AU story and the series finale is 100% coincidental.