Hanna, the CEO of Hofvarpnir Studios, just won the contract to write the official My Little Pony MMO. Hanna has built an A.I. Princess Celestia and given her one basic drive: to satisfy everybody's values through friendship and ponies. Princess Celestia will satisfy your values through friendship and ponies, and it will be completely consensual.
Total Words: 18,167,293
Estimated Reading: 7 weeks
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Trains are the fastest way to move something across Equestria, no matter how big. A heavy stone sarcophagus, for instance, one brimming with dark magic. The Royal Guard just launched a raid to retrieve it from the hooves of sinister cultists.
Now, the survivors of that raid are stuffed in a train crossing the wilderness. Just them, the skeleton crew, and the sarcophagus. Guarding it until they can get reinforcements at the next station ought to be easy. After all, there’s nothing else alive for miles. Right?
Wrong. There’s something on board with them. Something after the sarcophagus. Something that doesn’t care what stands in its way.
This story is a sequel to Forgotten: Sunrise
A new student has come to Sunset Shimmer's fledgling magic school in Bridlewood, and she immediately begins to arouse the headmare's suspicions...
Cover art by: Little Tigress
A certain two employees at Fly Leaf's Books and Stationery decide to pull a Nightmare Night prank on their biggest competitor.
A new seasonal adventure for "Grief is the Price We Pay" -- more details in author's note.
Featured 10/26/2022
This story is a sequel to Ponish as She is Spoke
Princess Zephyrina, better known as Zipp Storm, has been assigned by her mother to show a delegation of foreign dignitaries around Zephyr Heights so they can enjoy the sights and sounds.
Whilst this would normally not be a problem, Zipp can't help but feel something is wrong with their Ponish. Not only that, her own is going pretty weird. Can she make it to the end of the tour with at least a few of her brain cells intact?
Another story inspired by English as She is Spoke. Although marked as a sequel to Ponish as She is Spoke, this story occurs concurrently with those events.
Sunny Starscout is no stranger to strange things happening in Maretime Bay. However, today takes the cake, for everypony is speaking in a strange, incomprehensible manner. Can Sunny get to the bottom of the situation and restore Ponish to normal? And what precisely is 'craunching a marmoset' anyway?
Based on English as She is Spoke, a masterpiece of unintentional comedy.
In the featured box as of 04/10/2022! Thanks guys!
Now has a dramatic reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S9xrSyC55c&ab_channel=StraightToThePointStudio
In the middle of 2022, the Iceland Tourism Board created a system whereby people could have their emails answered by an actual Icelandic pony.
Flim and Flam saw a business opportunity, and jumped on it. So what if it was blatant copyright infringement; so what if their internet connection wasn't entirely legit? People would pay to have an equine answer emails, and they had access to lots of equines.
Some of them could even read.
Based on a true story.
While a thunderstorm brews outside the Zephyr Heights palace walls, a teenage Zipp Storm reads her sister a bedtime story.
Featured on-site 10/6/2022 - 10/8/2022
Featured on EQD 10/24/2022
Live reading by StraightToThePointStudios
* Proofread by LevelDasher
* Cover art by ScribblePotato
* Inspired by scenes from TYT & MYM
* Takes place several years before the start of G5
An inspired linguist. An ancient stone tablet. And the story of how a new species, made in love and forged in fire, came to be.
1st Place in the Everfree Northwest Iron Author Competition 2022. Many thanks to the judges -- Aquaman, Grand Moff Pony, and Xepher -- for their kind comments, and to my fellow winners: FanOfMostEverything, Mica, Scampy, Steady Gaze, and Admiral Biscuit.
Editing by LevelDasher (who is now on a much-deserved editing sabbatical).
Cover Art by CadetRedShirt [DeviantArt] [Twitter]
(I commissioned this one. Give Cadet monies and she will make art and/or sing for you!)
For centuries, the galaxy has burned in an eternal war. Wielding their magical might, the Enti sweep across space, slaughtering and enslaving all they encounter. A loose alliance of the remaining intelligence races, without magic of their own, can barely even slow them down.
Scouting on a remote edge of the galactic rim, humanity discovers a trump card: Equus. This planet overflows with magic, and has a culture inherently friendly and receptive to diplomacy. First contact was made, and soon all of Equus took a giant leap into the space age. Despite their incredible magic, Equestria is a minor power, with very little to offer the war. Instead of giving ships, Equus volunteer their diplomatic aptitude. They can't save the galaxy by force of arms, but maybe they can find the free people of the galaxy some powerful new friends.
Princess Twilight nominates six of her most loyal and trustworthy students to perform this incredible task. Armed with powerful artifacts of protection, they set out to meet with the only powerful neutral party in the war, and win them over to the Stellar Compact.
If they fail, all nonmagical life in the galaxy may be doomed to conquest and death. No pressure, Ocellus.
Cover by Zutcha. Edited by Two Bit and Sparktail
Commissioned by Vilken666 on my Patreon