Twilight Sparkle's Potion of the Past can only be drunk by alicorns. Otherwise, the results might be tragic.
But what if somepony else drinks it, and not for the noblest of reasons? One pony finds out the harshest lesson of his life.
Image "Potion of the past" by derpyworks. Check out his art at this site.

It was just like any other performance. After my singing-number I simply got off stage, had a few drinks and went back home. What's different this time though, is that I ended up sandwiched between two stallions when I woke up...

How did I even end up like this? I've never even shared bed with anypony before, yet alone a stallion!

Celestia help me.

One-shot written in about two days... feel free to point out any grammatical errors

Princess Celestia accidentally sends Luna back to the moon. She doesn’t want to wait another thousand years for her sister to return so she requests help from the space agency to help retrieve Luna before she gets irritated.

If only Luna would be a bit more cooperative with the rescue team.

Cover art by Brunursus

==Originally written Fall 2011== Equestria Daily Post==
After a long day of ruling Equestria, the Royal Sisters need a chance to unwind. Luna's solution is a few glasses of her once famous Moonshine, a drink distilled from moonlight. Celestia has been sober for a thousand years, but the temptation to have "just one" glass proves too great. Yet, when that one glass turns into several, it's Twilight who will have to deal with the princesses when they’re drunk off their flanks.

Starswirl loved his daughter, Faust always made him very proud. And he was excited to meet his second granddaughter, of course. After years on a journey studying parallel universes, he was happy to see his family. But he didn’t expected to see his daughter asking him to take care of the two royal sisters for a day. This can’t end well…

Edited by Exterminate Regenerate, go and give him a pony!
Cover art by silfoe, taken with permission!

Berry Punch was an alcoholic. Everypony in Ponyville knew this. She knew this.

But she never had a good enough reason to quit drinking.

And then, one night, she got one.

Rainbow Dash is trapped in a room, and she can't get out until she writes a letter.

Russian translation by Repitter.

Russian audio reading, also by Repitter.

Proofread by MrNumbers and Octavia Harmony.

This story is a sequel to The Girl Withing the Pink Balloon

I found a blue balloon on my bed, and an envelope on my pillow. Within the envelope, I find a message and an invitation; written by Pinkie Pie herself.

Upon accepting the invitation, I have a visit from Princess Luna herself. That’s my escort, right there. How could I refuse now?

If only I had known when she was coming, or where she was taking me, but as it went down, I had no idea. How could I?

I can’t say I knew of either of the Equines by any means. Not that I am the girl who believes, or follow people I don’t know, yet this time, I ended up going with her either way. Mainly, because I wanted to.

Whilst I was waiting for my final surgery, with nothing to do since I forgot my book at home. I encountered a colt who by the looks of it is terrified for his own surgery. With nothing better to do, I decided to help him by sharing my own experience about surgeries with him.

My goal with this story is to make people less afraid of surgeries, a goal which I hope I achieved. If you find any grammar errors, feel free to point them out.

Edit: Coverart is a picture of the titanium plates and screws they removed from my knee.

She's an evil enchantress!
She does evil dances!
And if you look deep into her eyes,
She will put you in trances!
Then what will she do?
She'll mix up an evil brew!
And she'll gobble you up
In a big tasty stew!

But would Pinkie Pie really say something so mean about somepony she's never met?

Turns out, she's got a reason for every line in that song.