Everypony feels the need to sit down and revisit their most cherished memories. One day Fluttershy comes down with the urge to reminisce about the best days of her life; and about the Draconequus who was part of them.

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Berry Punch was an alcoholic. Everypony in Ponyville knew this. She knew this.

But she never had a good enough reason to quit drinking.

And then, one night, she got one.

Discord wants Twilight to hit him. Twilight thinks there has to be a catch. Set in the same continuity as my TNG crossover fics, between "The Princess and the Dragon" (and also "Discord's First, Last and Only Friendship Report") and "The King Who Would Be Man", but Discord being Q isn't relevant to this specific story.

A page for this series now exists: Next of Kin to Chaos

A zipped copy of a WMA Audio file of me reading this story is now up on my web site, but be warned, the zip file is 28 megs. (The WMA is a good bit bigger than that.) I have an MP3 version as well, but it was both larger and less compressible, so I went with the WMA version instead.

Derpy Hooves. Beloved mailmare of Ponyville, known well for her unique eyes and fondness for muffins.

Nopony would ever have known that this happy and cheerful mare did not start life in the same way.

Upon arriving home from a trip, Twilight is shocked to find her teenaged little brother Spike kissing Rumble, a male pegasus. Spike has no choice but tell Twilight a secret that she herself never saw coming.

He's gay.

Thanks to Kill Joy for the cover

And Goombasa for the dramatic reading.

When Derpy finds a mystical muffin drop from the sky, and a certain zebra telling her it is cursed and should never be eaten, being the muffin-addict that she is, can Derpy summon the willpower to steer clear of that delectable, smooth, muffin?

....Yep. She's as good as cursed.

Muffins Ensue.

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