So, I wind up in Equestria as a pony. YAY. Novelty wore off five minutes in and all I wanted to do is get to civilization. Problem one: I apparently share a body with someone else. Wouldn't be so bad if the guy didn't always have full control and wasn't so stubborn.
Seeing as I wouldn't have the body for a long time, I made it my goal to troll him as hard possible, whenever possible. Despite him being my best friend. Yeah, you could say I'm kind of a prick.